Funny Things Teachers Say Out of Context

[General Nick]

My art teacher (Latvian, at least 25 or something, pretty hot) was smashing a piece of clay into the table and smushing it with her hands to make it flat, and she said "You bang it into a patty..." Me and the other four guys in my art class laughed our asses off in silence.

She was also bending over the table so we could get some cleavage view.

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[StarHawk]

I had a sub today, she wasn't there for study hall.

wut? how is that funny/out of context?

"ok but don't touch my junk"

lol'd

named Mr.richard

Harry richard holy stuff... O.o

"You bang it into a patty..."

:O

[Hazard]

She was also bending over the table so we could get some cleavage view.

NAICE! 

[General Nick]

NAICE! 

Yus.

When she turned around to grab more clay, me and the guys high fived each other.
The girls just looked at us, especially the chick that fell for the "it's impossible to touch your elbows behind your back" trick.

[DrMobius]

lucky guy

[oromis]

mah cousin's science teacher was teaching about organisms and cell structures and that crap...yepp....she said climax instead xD

[pen]

mah cousin's science teacher was teaching about organisms and cell structures and that crap...yepp....she said climax instead xD

lololol

[Marcem]

wut? how is that funny/out of context?

She forgot to go to a class.

[Aphtonites]

i had a P.E sub named Mr.richard    no lies, if only his first name was hairy

..richard is an actual name, it came way before people used it as a nickname for their snake.

[Crazy Salt]

Well in science I am learning astronomy and we need to do a huge project on a planet.
After we present it to the class they can ask us questions about the planet.
So then he said "Don't be offended if you get asked a question like, Why is there a black spot on Urstar fish?"
And he didn't say it like Urstar fish, it sounded more like 'ur star fish'.

[jirue]

mah cousin's science teacher was teaching about organisms and cell structures and that crap...yepp....she said climax instead xD

So did ours, but nobody caught it and he stopped saying climax before he could finish.  It was more like " Orgas, Organism."

[StarHawk]

lol@climax crap...

[Digmaster]

"Now lets mix fluids and see if anyone gets diseased."

[Drak]

"Now lets mix fluids and see if anyone gets diseased."

[jirue]

"Now lets mix fluids and see if anyone gets diseased."

hahaha