Author Topic: Funny Things Teachers Say Out of Context (Read 8575 times)

StarHawk · February 17, 2009, 04:32:12 PM

THIS IS ALL OUT OF CONTEXT! There's a whole other story to this, but that's no fun :D
Ok so I was in math and I was kinda zoning out... O.o
Anyway, I came to my senses real fast when I heard my teacher say;

"Here's my E.D.!"
and
"Do you see how I'm playing with it?"

And I was like :O
I was totally on the verge of laughing, good thing I didn't!

Anyway, what's the funniest thing you've ever heard a teacher say out of context?

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Diargon · February 17, 2009, 05:13:37 PM

science doing genes
"Okay first the father flipper will flip then the mother flipper will"
lol

Rubrick · February 17, 2009, 05:26:38 PM

does anyone know the joke "Thats what she said"
our history teacher (not meaning to) said that and we all tried to hold in our aughs the end story over now go to bed.

Mr_Grinch14 · February 17, 2009, 05:42:18 PM

We discussed Brave new World.

That in itself is "out of Context"

Teach: "So, what is happening right here, at the Fordships meeting"
Us: "Orgy-Porgy??"
Me: "Everyone's gettin' laid"

Bisjac · February 17, 2009, 05:44:33 PM

my history teacher was going on about some important dead person.
he said "i can see myself in him"

of course we had to take it much dirtier then was necessary, but he got all jumpy about it.

pen · February 17, 2009, 05:54:29 PM

we were talking about factoring trinomials, and some random guy in my class said "i went to seaworld yesterday"
my math teacher stayed in context as best he could, but still had to ask about the trip to seaworld

EvilMuffinZ · February 17, 2009, 05:57:05 PM

At art I was drawing and I wasn't listening much but he was talking about 3D and how he can touch it and he said "I can touch,Mrs.Fitch." it made me laugh. :D

Nightmare-Duckie · February 17, 2009, 05:59:46 PM

"Say for example a girl is walking down a hall and a boy smacks her ass and calls her a slut..."
"calling a person friend, cigarette, gay, bitch, hoe, slut, and whore is loveual harassment"

both from the loveual harassment lectures my class had to go to

Hiiro3293 · February 17, 2009, 06:02:03 PM

my math and lit teacher was talking and he accidentally said thats wat he said and teh room was silent for 45ish seconds and then all the kids started laughing and my teacher... (mr.Hooker thats his name i swear) didnt get it
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Miga · February 17, 2009, 06:06:39 PM

During break, my teacher had a pot right next to the computer, where I was sitting. I moved my chair, and accidentally hit the pot. The teacher said "DON'T TOUCH MY POT!" out loud.
Epic school-wide conversation. :D

DrMobius · February 17, 2009, 06:07:22 PM

"biconditional" in calculus
it is infact a bi joke

StarHawk · February 18, 2009, 07:21:10 PM

Jees my math teacher is on a role this week, today she said;
"Notice how this line bisects the other line..."
I swear I thought she said "bi-love" and I almost lol'd :D

Quote from: Miga on February 17, 2009, 06:06:39 PM

"DON'T TOUCH MY POT!"

Lol'd so hard my mom asked if something was wrong XD

Quote from: Bisjac on February 17, 2009, 05:44:33 PM

he said "i can see myself in him"

O.o

Quote from: Hiiro3293 on February 17, 2009, 06:02:03 PM

(mr.Hooker)

That's believable I had a teacher named Mrs. Titts :O
No lie, swear to God

Nightmare-Duckie · February 18, 2009, 07:59:57 PM

Quote from: StarHawk on February 18, 2009, 07:21:10 PM

That's believable I had a teacher named Mrs. Titts :O
No lie, swear to God

i had a P.E sub named Mr.richard no lies, if only his first name was hairy

Hazard · February 18, 2009, 08:00:21 PM

I asked if I could grab the tape of the teacher's desk and she said "ok but don't touch my junk"

I tried not to laugh so very hard but failed. Other people laughed too.

Marcem · February 18, 2009, 08:01:33 PM

I had a sub today, she wasn't there for study hall.