Remember, when cooking a cardboard unicorn and silverware in a microwave, be sure to stand behind a tin foil covered door to protect your nuts, cause nobody, likes roasted nutsREFERENCES! :D
Make the Unicorn rescue the Neighborhood Squirrels!
I think I just died a little
This is the loveiest unicorn. Evar.
Every time I hear Fred's voice, I want to put a shotgun to my head and pull the trigger
Hey guys! I just microwaved Jefferson for 3 days, and he's back!