Try to be more creative when you make stuff up.
GO TO AUSCHWITZ
You should stand up for her rights, bro! Tell them what you think! Next time you see those bullies I want you to march right up to them and say "You hurt her feelings! Do it again and I'll tell on you!"
Slap her until she dumps both of those forgeters.
He got you there ladios. Even without editing the text.
Steroids.