
Get your tin foil hats ready, 'cuz we're presenting the
Crazyco A-51 ZapBlaster!At last! After scrounging bits and pieces of lost alien technology from U. F. O crashes (THAT THE GOVERNMENT OH-SO PERSISTENTLY DENIES), we've cobbled together a partially working, honest to blocky-goodness Laser Gun!
Sure, it's fatally misfired at least every 10 shots. Sure, we've lost a few interns due to unfortunate explosions. But hey, just pay $126,999.99 and sign a few wavers and this Frankenstein Zapper can be under your control*!
*"Control" has looser definitions at CrazyCo.