Maybe you need to see a doctor.
My dad supplies most of the ingredients for Monster Energy drinks.
Your dad's semen is not the same as a Monster.
I would say Monster is sweeter tasting, and Red Bull is less sweet and easier to down. The coffee ones are generally good.Actually the B-12 and taurine do, for a short while.
Yeah but most of the energy comes from your mind thinking "I just had an energy drink, I have more energy"
Yay placebo.