Swinging with CorpsesSee I've suggested this to people before but I really think it has potential since it can be interpreted in so many different ways. For example it could mean:- That you had hung yourself with other people who had also hung themselves and you were all swinging by the neck together.- That you were swing-dancing with dead bodies.- That you were at the playground on the swings with a corpse.- That you and a bunch of corpses were wife-swapping.You see? Its great.
Swimming with Corpses sounds funnier.
See how many different interpretations you can get out of that one that don't involve physically swimming. Go on.
Puppy with a jetpack
Josh and the amazing technicolor dreamboat.
Don't use my name in a gay tone like that or I will kick your dog.