Age -2 Months;Have been to Mount Rushmore as a fetus.
Age 1 second; Born in Bremerton Washington, 1994.
Age 2; beat own mother at Mario kart 64, to be later on followed by me taking a dump in my diaper.
Age 5; moved to Michigan, where I later Started school. Went to Princibles office for the first time for throwing rocks.
Age 7; got a girlfriend, later turns out she didn't really like me.\
Age 10; Met best friend, Valen. Kissed first girl. This is important.
Age 11; Achieved my 3-year soccer goal. Started Track. Learned Drums and Percussion.
Age 13; Picked up guitar. Slowly getting better. Caught biggest fish: 9 inches. Went to Pima Cup, and got bronze for Soccer.
Age 14 ; Made out with a chick, got into guitar more. Picked up coding and computer stuff. Learned to stomach any gore. De-sensitized to scary movies, on the count of Half life 2, making me stuff senseless because of the hidden PoisonZombies. Got a Sony Ericsson. Made Algebra B+.
Today; Woke up. Made stool. Ate pop tarts. Played video games. Rode bus. etc. And I ate a rice Krispie treat. I think that's important.