"apperently you don't respawn in real life..."
"trying to reenact grave escape trick... please wait"
"Zombies - if you can't beat em'... join em'"
"Bill Gates doesn't like being lit on fire"
"thanks alot Isacc Newton"
"crap! i left the water running!"
"i take turns in heaven and hell"
"the cure to cance is not flamable corrosive acid"