Morbid? A little. lol

[zz_tophat]

OMG DED

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[Randomguy]

"Whatever you do, don't turn around."

[CopBlock]

"The cake is a lie."

[Rughugger]

"Little Lancey liked to drink, but now will drink no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4."

[Ector]

"Raaaaaaage quit"

"So then I sez to the guy, 'Take my life... please'"

"Can you put the cat out?"

[Mr.Patrick]

if I knew I'd die in 24 hours, I would not have time to think about that.

[Bisjac]

Died the way he lived.
By the hands of many many ladies

[Meekl]

"it's dark in here"

[JD]

"He Couldn't Afford A Longer--"
Does I win? :o

[n0cturni]

'eclipsed is you that is moved by me, where i am the eternal and you are the scavenger, feeding upon the incessant sin of all of mankind. fall before this feat of virtue, as i chastize those in the name of all'

Haha

[Thenamelessone]

"My game crashed."
"There is no F7 when you die in real life and 'Click to Respawn' is broken."
"See you on the other side."
"Died trying to save his computer."
"Died at the hands of a deceiving monitor."
"Don't eat the yellow snow, br0."

[NickTheSushi]

"Party in this grave lot. Please dance on grave and donate $1 to the donation jar over there."

[NoZoner]

"Currently waiting for next round in spectator mode"

[Carzo]

haha carzo

'OH GOD I AM NOT DEAD HOW DID I GET HERE FIND HELP IT'S DARK I CAN'T BREATHE MMRPH MMMMMRPH MMMMMRRR-'

lol

THE WORMS ARE BITING I HEAR THE RATS OH GOD THE RATS

[rkynick]

Beware: Landmines

This.