I googled "Thief" and photoshoped the first picture of a thief that I found aesthetically appeasing into an 80x80 pixel box. My name is actually an inside joke and my picture matches my name. I don't see why that is so hard to comprehend.
However, for my sake, I will discontinue this conversation. If you want to be in denial with yourself go for it; I will not support it any further by giving you attention.