Lesbians at the Pizza Shop. :(

[Mikiyikiy]

So i'm sitting at the local pizza shop, that serves some of the best pizza I've ever eaten, waiting for my order to come in, when suddenly two girls come in. One of them was wearing a coat, and the other one was wearing a tight and thin green shirt, that was 3 times too small for her, to add to it, she wasn't wearing a bra. They were hot. But suddenly, they walk into the the bathroom. Both of them. I think we all know what comes to mind here. But they came out 3 minutes later, which is too long for powdering noses, and too short for buttsecks. What do you suppose happened?

PS. One person bathroom.

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[Skele]

1) Females always go into bathrooms in either pairs or groups.
2) They take their time with everything else, why should this be an exception?

[Pimpin]

3 minutes is not a long time

and nobody goes to pizza shop bathrooms to have love

[General Omega]

They took a crap. Why else do you go into a public bathroom besides to smoke pot.

[Robo Noob]

you should've got pictures

[JimJam]

3 minutes is not a long time

and nobody goes to pizza shop bathrooms to have love

Yeah, you save love for the airplane lavatory.

[Mikiyikiy]

Yeah, you save love for the airplane lavatory.

Did that involve Samuel L. Jackson?

[Ghoul]

Once there was this pool party at my girlfriend's house. The whole grade was invited (50 people to a grade, tiny charter school) but only about 30 showed up.

Anyhoo, everyone was scattered around the house doing whatever, when someone yelled "Ok, we're gonna go outside and swim". Each guy (only about 10 of them) took turns going into this one bathroom to change and such. The first guy went in, when my friends and I saw a hilarious sight:

My girlfriend's room only had one small closet, where a person could hardly squeeze through, let alone change. Anyway, all of the girls go into her room with her.

About 3 minutes later, they all come out in bikinis. My friends and I had to keep from laughing for the next 5 minutes.

After the party, I asked my girlfriend about it. She said "well, we're all girls, and we all have the same stuff going on (if you know what I mean) and we all changed in the same room."

True story.

Just goes to show that women do a LOT of stuff together.

[yuki]

I voted for buttsecks, because we all know that's what we wished would have happened.

[Rughugger]

I hate lesbians because they never let me join in. Now biloveual women...they make me a happy panda. :D

[Hiiro3293]

I hate lesbians because they never let me join in. Now biloveual women...they make me a happy panda. :D

a very happy 

[Marcem]

a very happy 

Very happy (Two spaces) sad panda?

[General Nick]

SUPERSONIC BUTSECKS OF COURSE

[Dr.Block]

Once there was this pool party at my girlfriend's house. The whole grade was invited (50 people to a grade, tiny charter school) but only about 30 showed up.

Anyhoo, everyone was scattered around the house doing whatever, when someone yelled "Ok, we're gonna go outside and swim". Each guy (only about 10 of them) took turns going into this one bathroom to change and such. The first guy went in, when my friends and I saw a hilarious sight:

My girlfriend's room only had one small closet, where a person could hardly squeeze through, let alone change. Anyway, all of the girls go into her room with her.

About 3 minutes later, they all come out in bikinis. My friends and I had to keep from laughing for the next 5 minutes.

After the party, I asked my girlfriend about it. She said "well, we're all girls, and we all have the same stuff going on (if you know what I mean) and we all changed in the same room."

True story.

Just goes to show that women do a LOT of stuff together.

you should've got pictures

[Illidan]

i'm still wondering why :( is in the title...