WHAT THE HELL?
This is a man's journey into adulthood, his passage into manhood
This is a man's struggle against his inner demons
This is a man's fantastic voyages across seas of uncertainty, horror and danger
This is a man's battle against the barbaric forces who control his world
This is a man's story, endlessly retold
This is the story of Sammich Quest.
WHAT IS THIS
This is Sammich Quest!
You are Sammich Man, who is awesome and wants his sammich because it is full of nutritious meats and breads
But Mr. Bastardfaic continues to steal your sammiches and hide them behind random objects!
You, as Sammich Man must steal your sammiches back and eat them, because that is the only place where Mr. Bastardfaic's evil phowarz cannot reach your sammiches (because nobody wants to reach inside your gross stomach/ your stomach is lined with kryptonite)
HOW2?
Edit the picture to show your solution (in paint, or paint.net, or something)
Entries have to have some vagueass shadow of physics (jumping 30 feet into the air then jumping again is fine, but jumping off a falling stalagmite is not)
The best solution (as chosen by me, sammich judgeman) gets to choose the theme of the next puzzle via PM
I CAN HAS PLZ