Funny Haikus

[Eryehk]

I love haikus
I only wish I could write
But mine suck black rooster.

Made it better sounding.

Also Jsk, its hai/kus and lo/ve.

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[Jsk2003]

lo/ve?
What the hell, I've never heard anyone say it like that.
It's one syllable.

[Pimpin]

Do people not realize that haiku's are 5-7-5?

Stop writing haikus
You all epic fail on haikus
Become an hero cigarettes

5-8-6

wow good job

[Ronin]

Oh god the waps are choking me.

[Swholli]

5-8-6

wow good job

Ha ha ha ha ha.
He failed at making Haikus.
I really hate them.

[Sgt. Pepper]

I get updates from ThinkGeek, and they feature a funny haiku in every update. My favorite so far has been:

My mom always said
Zombie is as zombie does
So I ate her brains

[Marcem]

inb4comic
XKCD of course, nub.
I will end this post.

[Netwars4]

oh you silly goose
we can make you into a
wonderful pea soup!

[TapeDeck]

forget forget forget forget forget
forget forget forget forget forget forget forget
forget forget forget forget forget

[Ladios]

I was coming home
when I saw a giant bug
so i ran away

[Swholli]

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in the night, to a terrible fright,
to find his dream had come true.

Am I doing it right guys? :D

[BlueGeorge]

There once was a man with a chin
who sharpened it into a pin
then he purchased a harp
and played the harp with his chin

Or something.


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[Ladios]

Boopalakahdee
lahdylahdy walody
ting tang wadabee

[Swholli]

Jabber wocky!

[BlueGeorge]

Piddlepombimadoe!