Omegle talk to complete strangers!

[Miga]

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You: Hey.
Stranger: hi asl?
You: 14/f/ca.
Stranger: my god i'm too old to be using this

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[Godik7]

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You: Hey.
Stranger: hi asl?
You: 14/f/ca.
Stranger: my god i'm too old to be using this

Lol'd

[Miga]

More.

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You: Hey.
Stranger: mr bubbles?
You: NO, YOU ARE loving ZOEY, ACCEPT IT
You: GOD JUST LEAVE WHEN I TELL YOU YOU'RE ZOEY
You: YOU CAN'T HIDE IT MAN
Stranger: forget YOU MOM.
You: HUH
You: I AM NOT
You: YOUR MOM
Stranger: THAT'S NOT WHAT JERRY SPRINGER SAID
You: THAT'S NOT WHAT FRANCIS SAID EITHER
You: OR BILL
You: OR LOUIS
You: OR EVEN SMOKER
Stranger: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
Stranger: YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME
You: HOW SO
Stranger: WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT ME?!
You: IF I'M ONLY 14?!
Stranger: IS IT BECAUSE I GLITTER?!
You: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
Stranger: well someone's a lil whore.
You: nou
Stranger: HOW COULD YOU MOM?
You: I'M SORRY GRANDPA
Stranger: WHOSE MY DAD?
You: Male_07
Stranger: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Stranger: HOW COULD YOU BE SO EASY?!
You: BECAUSE
You: I PLAYED HALF-LIFE 2
You: AND I USED MY MICROPHONE AND SOMEHOW GOT PREGNANT
Stranger: GOD, IT'S CALLED PROTECTION MOM
You: MY MICROPHONE IS TOO SHARP
You: IT BROKE THROUGH
Stranger: IMMA GO GET PREGNANT NOW SO I CAN BE JUST LIKE YOU
You: GOOD LUCK ZOEY
Stranger: THANKS MOM.
You: AND
You: BE SURE TO FIND MR BUBBLES
You: KTHX
Stranger: btw, thanks for going along with this. ^-^
You: Haha, no problem
Stranger: stay classy.

[Digmaster]

In middle of epic half hour plus conversation about gay lovers. I'm ron, he's bob. We killed our wives and children. Also, my cat ate my dog.

Correction, the person I'm talking to is female, do I guess its...something odd.

[D3ATH]

When people say they are female and I say something back to them, they tend to disconnect. D:

[Digmaster]

I've been talking to a female for about an hour now :D.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo bob
Stranger: sup ron
You: How life bob?
Stranger: life pretty gud ron
Stranger: how your life ron
You: The wife doing fine bob?
Stranger: left me, ron
You: My life is fine bob
You: That's a shame bob
Stranger: inorite ron
Stranger: and your wife ron?
You: She died ron
You: *bob
Stranger: oh shiiiii
You: sflksfpet]
You: h
Stranger: ..ron
You: ...bob
You: ah yes. How your dog, bob?
Stranger: well i think you're looking mighty loveci tonite bob
Stranger: FFFFF
Stranger: RON
Stranger: ....
You: :D...bob.
Stranger: it's k we like twinz ron
You: yus bob
Stranger: dog eatin by bears ron
You: My dog was eaten by a cat bob
Stranger: lol like bobcat, ron
You: no, a house cat bob
You: it was freaky bob
Stranger: tuff luck ron
Stranger: you see it ron?
You: Every bit of it bob
You: still ahve the cat too bob
Stranger: fat cat now ron?
You: very fat cat now bob
Stranger: you eat cat for dinner ron?
You: we will tomorrow bob
Stranger: and i'm invited right ron
You: of course bob
You: as always bob
Stranger: thnx ron
Stranger: can always count on you ron
You: And I can always count on you bob
Stranger: we should forget ron
You: Yes, later, when the kids aren't home bob
Stranger: my kids died in a fire ron
Stranger: :\
You: And my kids will soon die by random knives stabbing them! Very soon, bob.
You: sorry about your kids bob
Stranger: oh that's good to know ron
Stranger: freak accidents happen ron
You: like always bob
You: Just like my old boss right after he fired me bob
Stranger: just like my wife after she left me ron
Stranger: just like you when i found you with her ron
You: I heard that, ron
You: Thats not what it looked like bob
Stranger: i bet you did ron
You: I did, and it was lovey bob
You: very lovey
You: ...bob
Stranger: i kind of miss her ron
You: me too bob
Stranger: hows about a threesome then ron
Stranger: we can dig her up ron
You: Sounds great
You: That's the best part bob
You: I'll get my shovel bob
Stranger: i'll get my handcuffs ron
You: Oh, going for a bit of that tonight? That'll be fun, bob
You: I'll bring my whip if that's ok with you
Stranger: anything's okay as long as you're there ron
You: Same with you bob
You: So, this hosue gets all loney now that my wife is gone and my children have just had a horrible accident. Want to move in?
Stranger: sure thing ron
You: great! We can even share a room bob
Stranger: and a bed ron?
You: And a pillow, bob.
You: Even underware, bob.
Stranger: your head's kinda big though ron
Stranger: not sure we'll both fit on the same pillow ron
You: We'll have to keep close
Stranger: oh i like that
You: Perhaps even on top of eachother bob
Stranger: perhaps ron
You: Perhaps bob.
Stranger: tell me ron
Stranger: are you male ron?
You: Oh yes bob
You: Very male
Stranger: i can see that ron
You: And I know your male, bob.
Stranger: and yet you're wrong, ron!
Stranger: all these years ron
You: :O
You: Say it isn't so bob!
Stranger: i'm afraid it is ron
Stranger: thought it was time to come clean ron
You: YOU WHORE
Stranger: hey now woah now
Stranger: i also know what you did last summer, ron
Stranger: wasn't very clean of you either ron
You: uhhh
You: I was drunk
You: very drunk
Stranger: that's no excuse
Stranger: RON.
Stranger: (that was a reprimanding tone)
You: I'm sorry bob
You: I'm really sorry
Stranger: it's alright ron
You: How can I make it up bob?
Stranger: we'll have some angry make up love ron
You: oh, kinky bob
Stranger: you did bring the whip right ron?
You: Oh yes
You: It my favorite whip bob
Stranger: i do believe i gave it to you for christmas that one year ron
You: That you did. That was a good christmas. Thank you bob
Stranger: it's because i love you ron
Stranger: let's get married ron
You: Yes, lets bob
You: Only prob 8 means we can't, ron
You: (people outside of california know about that, right?)
Stranger: oh so you're in california too ron?
You: Oh yes
Stranger: well of course ron
Stranger: we're neighbors
You: Oh, I was only fooling
Stranger: just waved hullo to you ron
You: And I did too, bob
You: You appear to be naked Ron
You: FFFFF
You: Bob
Stranger: no that's just fine ron
Stranger: we can roleplay ron
Stranger: but tell me ron
Stranger: where in ca are you ron?
You: Southern, Bob.
Stranger: i as well, ron
You: (Wait as we slowly learn we're best friends in real life)
You: (And then it gets creepy)
Stranger: (oh shiiii)
Stranger: los angeles, ron
You: Ah, san diego bob
You: so close, yet so far
Stranger: unfortunate, ron
You: So sad
Stranger: i do know some people in san diego ron
Stranger: namely you, of course
You: Oh yes
You: I know some people in Las angeles, you included
Stranger: how old are you ron?
You: 19, bob
Stranger: quite a life you've lead in 19 years, ron
Stranger: although i am one to talk
You: Oh yes, bob. Quite a fun life
Stranger: managed to fit everything in 18 years, ron
You: Amazing, Bob
You: you really are the multitasker
Stranger: i learn from the best, ron
You: Like me, bob?
Stranger: well who else, ron!
You: That's a good point, Bob
You: Perhaps your dead wife, bob?
Stranger: i doubt that very much, ron
You: You never listened to her, right bob?
You: I enver listened to me wife bob
Stranger: only when she moans, ron
Stranger: *moaned
You: Yes, then we listened. Everything you need to know about a person is told when they die. Right, Bob?
You: That's why I use knives. Guns are too quick, you miss everything, bob.
Stranger: i'll make sure of that next time, ron
Stranger: thanks for the tip ron
You: No problem bob
You: We've been talking for at lease 35 minutes I believe.
Stranger: that's cuz we're bffs ron
Stranger: you go to college ron?
Stranger: or was that subtle hint that you're growing tired of me, ron
You: Not yet, still in high school
Stranger: breaks my heart ron
You: I'm sorry bob
You: It was jsut an observation
Stranger: also in high school
Stranger: ron
You: Great, we can helf each toher with homework, in bed. Bob.
You: *help
Stranger: where else would we ron
Stranger: you're quite silly sometimes ron
Stranger: that's why i love you ron
You: And I love you, bob.
Stranger: :3
You: :3
You: Its a colon and a butt, bob.
Stranger: <3
You: <3, greater then three, or Love, bob :D
Stranger: colon and uh, underboob, ron?
You: That it is, bob
You: Never saw it that way, bob.
Stranger: learn something new everyday, ron
You: Yes we do, bob.
Stranger: this has been a pretty long conversation, ron
Stranger: oh that wasn't a subtle hint either ron
Stranger: just noting ron
You: It is, I;m surprised the software can handle this long of a conversation
You: bob
Stranger: yeah i've had conversations implode on me ron
Stranger: quite frustrating
You: I could be
You: What happends, bob?
Stranger: what ron?
Stranger: has it never happened to you ron?
Stranger: it just says, "connection imploded"
You: I see, bob
Stranger: and i lose the stranger forever, ron
You: I've yet to see that
Stranger: maybe you have good connections, ron
You: And you always love the stranger that gets away
Stranger: maybe we have a good connection
Stranger: ron
You: maby we do
You: Yes, bob?
Stranger: oh, just finishing my sentence ron
You: Oh, I see, bob. Very formal of you. Bob.
Stranger: but you use capitalization and puncuation all correctly, ron
Stranger: that's rather admirable ron
You: Thank you, Bob. I try.
Stranger: you got a name besides ron, ron?
You: Yes. Tom.
You: Its my less formal name.
Stranger: rather similar though, isn't it ron
Stranger: tom
You: And then there's jon. That's when I'm slacking on.
Stranger: slacking on, ron?
Stranger: jon?
Stranger: tom?
Stranger: oh how you deceive me
You: I'm sorry, bob.
You: I never ment for it to end this way.
Stranger: is it ending now, ron?
You: I hope not, bob
You: I hope our connection never implodes.
You: bob
Stranger: i hope the same, ron
Stranger: though i'm not sure how much i can trust you ron
Stranger: /jon/tom
You: I understand.
You: bob
Stranger: you know any melissas, ron?
You: I know two, strangely. bob.
Stranger: now you know three, ron
Stranger: it's my formal name, ron
You: Do you ahve a slaker name, bob?
Stranger: what is a slaker name, ron
You: I appologise, A slacker name. And I don't know what it is, I made it up one day, today to be exact. Bob
Stranger: well that would bob then, ron
You: Amazing.
You: bob/Melissa/bob.
Stranger: that is correct ron/jon/tom
You: This might get annoying bob.Melissa.bob.
Stranger: tires my fingers out, ron/jon/tom
Stranger: which do you prefer?
You: Tom.
You: You?
Stranger: is that your freeealz name, tom?
You: Yes, its my Freealz name, bob/melissa/bob.
Stranger: it would be pretty cool if my freeeealz name were bob, tom
Stranger: unfortunately i lack a snake, tom
Stranger: making my freeealz name melissa, tom
You: Got it, Melissa.
Stranger: what now, ron
Stranger: fffff
Stranger: tom
You: I don't know, Melissa
Stranger: my fingers seem adapted to typing ron, tom
You: And me to bob, melissa
Stranger: they can just be pet names then
Stranger: ron
Stranger: if that's alright, tom
Stranger: rom
Stranger: ton
You: I would like that, bob.
Stranger: i agree, ron
You: Now what do we do, bob?
Stranger: not sure, ron
You: How about scrabble?
Stranger: i love scrabble
You: As do I.
You: However, it might be hard to play over the internet through text.
Stranger: this is true, ron
Stranger: how shall we coordinate this ron
You: I do not know, bob.
You: We shall use mind powers.
Stranger: mine are a bit weak tonight ron
You: What a shame
You: We'll need to think of something else, bob.
Stranger: got your thinking cap on ron?
You: Yes I do
You: But All I can think of are creepy funny videos on the internet.
Stranger: creepy funny videos ron?
You: Yes. Very creepy funny videos.
Stranger: not sure i understand ron
You: They are funny videos that are creepy. I do not know how to explain them better :D, bob.
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8SLTvA39xI This is a good example.
Stranger: i'd say that's rather creepy and funny ron
You: I told you bob.
You: Bob, this may be the point that I ahve to leave you. I just relised I must wake up at 4 tomorrow.
Stranger: 4 is very early, ron
You: I know, bob
Stranger: you should probably get some sleep ron
You: I agree
Stranger: unfortunate that you must leave though ron
You: I'm sorry bob
You: I'll never forget you.
Stranger: what about our scrabble game, ron
You: She shall meet again eventually, then we shall play.
You: *we
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how would we meet, ron
You: I have no clue, but it could happen, one day, randomly.
Stranger: that would have to be very random ron
You: Yes it would be
You: BUt it could happen.
Stranger: do you use aim, ron
You: I'm sorry, I don't
You: I use MSN
Stranger: ah well i don't use that
You: I'm sorry
You: Perhaps we weren't meant to be...
Stranger: perhaps you'll hav eto dig up your dead wife, ron
You: I guess I will
You: And unkill my children
Stranger: good luck with that ron
You: Thank you
You: I will try
You: Good bye bob
Stranger: so i'm also feeling pretty tired now
Stranger: good bye ron
You have disconnected.

[Godik7]

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: Sup, friend
You: ya
You: 23/fe/ca
Stranger: msn
You: ya hold on
You: uhhm
You: rethestripper26@hotmail.com
Stranger: so ur a guy
Stranger: wtf
You: No
Stranger: get on msn.
You: alright
You: I just want to tell you
You: I gave you a random MSN and you just
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You: FU off
You have disconnected.I had to :D

[Azerath]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: I said hi.
You: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
Stranger: What does this mean to you? ⑨
You: I SAID HI ALREADY
You: GOD DAMN YOU OMEGLE!
You: DAAAMNNN YYOOOUUU!!
You: Anyways, what's up?
Stranger: answer the question please.
You: It means nine in a circle.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: a nine ball
You: Oh I see.
Stranger: no
You: OIC?
You: Oh forget me?
You: Or wut.
Stranger: thats not the intented meaning but yes i could see that
You: I know, right?
You: Do I know you.
Stranger: Maybe
Stranger: Maybe not
Stranger: theres always a chance you might
You: Do you know what BL stands for?
Stranger: Boy Love?
You: BIloveUAL LABOR
You: PEW PEW PEWWWW PEW PEW PEW
You: POP KABLAM
Stranger: ok
You: OUT COMES THE BABEHS
You: PEW PEW
You: SHOOT Riddler
You: HE'S GOT TEH CANNONS
Stranger: i wish my babies shot lazers
You: PEW PEWWW
You: I know, mine too. :)
Stranger: things would be different round here
You: Indeed.
You: Ice cream would taste much better.
Stranger: yes
You: Haha, this is epic.
Stranger: ohohoho
Stranger: THIS IS DELICIOUS
You: SPPARRTAAA
Stranger: guess you won't be those tapes i made for you
You: -kick-
Stranger: want me yto get rid of theme
You: Wait what.
You: RRRAAAGGGHHHH
You: SLIIICEEE
Stranger: NO
You: Madness?
You: THIS, IS, OMEGLEE!!!
Stranger: NOT UNTIL I SEE THOSE STREET FIGHTERS PUMMELED TO DUST
You: forget DID YOU SAY?
You: I'LL HELP
Stranger: WHICH SHOULD BE ANY MOMENT NOW
Stranger: YESH
Stranger: YESH
You: OH HELL YEAH
You: LET'S forget UP SOME SHE/MALE FIGHTERS
You: Oh forget..
You: I just lost the game.
Stranger: wow

I was acting like a handicapped 4chan nerd.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: You just lost the game.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Muha ha ha.

You: snake snake snake.
Stranger: Motherforgeter.
You: Thank you.
You: I'm glad you see it my way.
Stranger: roostersucking son of a bitch.
You: Nou. :)
Stranger: Are you going to take that back?
You: No.... u?
Stranger: No.
You: Nou.
Stranger: What?
You: No, u.
You: Blame 4chan, bittssshhh.
Stranger: You go to 4chan?
You: Maybe.
Stranger: You motherforgeter.
You: Nou.
You: You are very nice for a stranger, you know that?
Stranger: Thanks, John.
You: No problem, Joe.
Stranger: forget you!
You: forget yo' momma.
You: Nah, I kid.
Stranger: Oh I didn't see that coming.
You: Aha, I know, right?
Stranger: Whatever.
You: Goooooood conversatttiooonnnnn.
You: ... So I herd yu liek mudkipz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

GAAAHAHAHAH

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: so i herd yu liek mudkipz
Stranger: HI
You: forget YEAH, SEAKING
You: creepbear watches you when you sleep.
You: HE WILL forget YOU UP
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[D3ATH]

You: Hi?
Stranger: Hello.
You: ASL?
Stranger: 16, f, Australia.
You: 8,m,aus
You: im horny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Azerath]

If any of you see someone say "snake snake snake." you know it's me.

[Nimbus]

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: I have had it with these motherloving snakes on this motherloving plane!
Stranger: Everybody strap in! I'm about to open some loving windows
You: forget! No! The anacondas in the bathroom!
Stranger: my favorite part of that whole movie is when the lights go out, and you can hear someone in the background go "Ahh! Snakes!"
Stranger: cause there are no snakes in the scene at all
You: My favorite part is where they all die in a fiery heap on Mount Doom.
Stranger: what about the part where neo dodges the bullets
You: No, I like the part where Iron Man freezes.
Stranger: i like the part where he goes FFFFUUUUUUUUU
You: I like the part where you die.
Stranger: that hasn't happened yet
You: It will soon....
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heollo
You: Stranger Danger!
You have disconnected.

[D3ATH]

Stranger: tamara?
You: Yuri?
Stranger: no soz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wut?

[|Shadow]

You: herro
Stranger: heyyyyyy
You: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeh
Stranger: oh yeaaaahhhhhh
You: DUFF MAN
Stranger: my life sucks and i don't give a forget

:D

[D3ATH]

Stranger: hey, want to cyber?
You: Cheap Viagra.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Azerath]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Suck IT!
You: Nou
Your conversational partner has disconnected.