Omegle talk to complete strangers!

[Zenthos]

Tried my hardest to keep it right, edited about 4 times.


Double toast

[Ad Bot]

[Plasmus]

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hello
Stranger: how r u
You: Bad
Stranger: oh
Stranger: me 3
You: I killed my parents and my dog
Stranger: me 2
Stranger: im so sorry
You: No your not
Stranger: why u say that ass
Stranger: why u kill the loving dog
You: Because i am the Mighty Overlord Of Death
Stranger: ur a worthless piece of stuff
You: Moo.
Stranger: forget u ho
You: You really smell,And you cant spell a richard.
You: GoodbyeEDIT:

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: cyber love?
You: :o
You have disconnected

[Jimmg]

I beat  you zen :D

[Moriarty]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
You: HUNTER!-
Stranger: where from?
You: RELOAADING!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stranger: bye bye

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: holla
You: HUNTER!
Stranger: watsup
You: BOOMER!
Stranger: yeah
You: RELOADING!!!
Stranger: CHRIS HANSEN WIGGA
You: Wtf
Stranger: u = Potential creep bear?
You: no I just say HUNTER and Reloading
Stranger: nub
You: ._.
Stranger: u = n00b
You: You just got recorded!
Stranger: boom headshot
You: FRANCIS!!!
Stranger: pwnage
You: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
You: Get it
You: Get it off me!
Stranger: I pwnzors yo azz
You: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
You: Get it-Get it off me!
You: SMOKER!
Stranger: lol
You: TANK!!!!!!
Stranger: ttyl
You: TAAANK!
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[Moriarty]

I got another one,



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: cyber
Stranger: no
You: lolololololololol

[Nyskel]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STFU
Stranger: sieg heil
You: what
Stranger: was läuft atze?
You: What the forget are you talking in
Stranger: itspolnisch
You: MOTHERforgetER
Stranger: yes
Stranger: tell it your mom....sieg heil

[Ryuu]

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi you! :)
You: Hello,
You: Hi!
You: lol whats up
Stranger: Hows going?
You: good u?
Stranger: Aww, good i think
You: :D
You: you a rapest?
You: D: i hope not
Stranger: creepbear approved :P
You: :O
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: :D
You: hows it?
Stranger: where do u come from?
You: FL
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You have just been rickrolled by Luis Matheus from Luis Matheus.nl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

From BountyHunter007

[Moriarty]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: v
Stranger: hi im katy perry
You: :o
You: Weally?
Stranger: yh
You: :O
You: Oh really?
Stranger: in a break of recording atm
You: >:(
Stranger: dont worry
You: I must be mad
You: BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS!(insert rick roll picture)
Stranger: oh whys that then?
You: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS IF YOUR REAL
Stranger: rick n rolled?
You: YOUR NOT KATY PERRY >:D
You: :D
Stranger: ya i am
You: Spell 907
Stranger: i will sing every word of hot n cold if you want
You: no copy and pasting
You: >:(
Stranger: 907
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 0
Stranger: 7
Stranger: nine zero seven :)
You: >:(
You: 9
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You: >:(
Stranger: you, change your mind.., like a girl changes clothes
Stranger: you wanna sample of my new album?
Stranger: ?

[Nyskel]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
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Stranger: are u tired?
You: NOPE

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You: SPAM
You: spam
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You: SPAM WITH ME PEOPLE!
You: SPAM
Stranger: hope u could keep on for 3 hours
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You: moTHERforget!
You: YA KNOW bLOCKLAND?
You: sry caps
You: forget!

[SuperToxic]

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: CRÉÉÉU
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That was odd.

[Moriarty]

Finally someone gets this.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Boomer!
Stranger: Nicole?
You: Smoker?
Stranger: SMOKER
Stranger: HUNTER
Stranger: TANK
You: FRANCISSSS
Stranger: I hate Ayn Rand
Stranger: blah blah blah
You: ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEYYYYYYY YYY!!!
You: WITCH!
Stranger: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: (louis)
You: EEEeEeEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeee eeeeeeEEEEEEeEe

[Nimbus]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oi
You: Oye!
Stranger: Brasil?
You: Ingles?
Stranger: Brasil :D
You: Afghanistan :D
Stranger: do you speak portuguese?
You: No hablo ingles
Stranger: vc fala portugues?
You: I don't speak spanish
You have disconnected.

[Dread]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi do u lik 2 plai hawtweelz?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Olinaj]

Stranger: Dead
You: DEAD
Stranger: mondays.
You: mondayS
Stranger: OH MY GOD
You: OH MYU GOD
You: JESUS
Stranger: WHAT JUST HAPPENED
You: I DON'T KNOW
You: stuff
Stranger: I THINK WE ARE BEST FRIENDS NOW
You: WE RIPPED A WHOLE IN THE 4CHAN TIME CONTINIUM
Stranger: NOOOOOOO
You: SHIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Stranger: Well, this will make a great screenshot.
You: Yes
Stranger: Thats for sure.
You: Indeed

ITT: We talk to our future selves.

[TapeDeck]

I always head up my convos with:
http://blockland.us/