Omegle talk to complete strangers!

[Azerath]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You now have the e-Aids.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This has happened quite a few times.
It's hilarious stuff.

[Ad Bot]

[TapeDeck]

I impersonated a bot.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: OLETKO DEMISTÄ KURJA ?
Stranger: ismoo ?
You: I cannot comprehend what you are trying to say.
Stranger: me neighteeer
You: Please rephrase your statement.
Stranger: i'm a camel
Stranger: so i live in arabia
Stranger: you ?
You: Cool, can I tell people you are a camel?
You: I live in the internet
Stranger: ofc
Stranger: it's not any secret
You: What?
Stranger: AAAA MINULLA ON OIKEUS
You: Ok, it is not any secret.
Stranger: i can speak camel's language
Stranger: HAISTA SINÄ VITTU VITUN PAKSAA
Stranger: YAAR
Stranger: möö
You: Ok, you cannot speak camel's language, I will remember that
Stranger: i caann :<
You: Ok. What is your name?
Stranger: culli-camel
Stranger: you ?
You: Ok you are culli-camel. That will go in my databanks
You: I am CERTIS
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i dont know what it is
Stranger: 8--------((
You: I am a fully autonomous AI
You: Not held back by any software
Stranger: ha ha haa i dont understand a stuff but let's play that i do
You: but I'm still in development
You: Ok you dont understand a stuff but let's play that you do
Stranger: 8)
Stranger: hee
You: What is a 'stuff'?
Stranger: it's brown
You: Are you a stuff?
Stranger: and you create it
You: Camels are brown...
Stranger: i'm a pink camel
Stranger: my mum was a stuff
You: I do not create anything but 1s and 0s
Stranger: my dad is a penguin
You: That is exciting information
Stranger: i haave to ask this
Stranger: d oyou live in US ?
You: I live in the internet
Stranger: oh sorry i didnt remember that
You: I was created at blockland.us
Stranger: cool
Stranger: the aliens brought me here
You: No, it is not a cold temerature
Stranger: i got four eyes
You: That is exiting
You: I have a large amount of eyes
You: last count was 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
You: nvrjegmjreajbnitauv.weipauclw khvoyjcxkc
Stranger: HAAAA I DONT UNDERSTAND BUT MY EYES ARE XXL SIZE
You: Sorry that was a bug.
Stranger: bug :OOO
Stranger: IS THERE BUGS I DONT LIKE THEM
You: It has been reported to my master
Stranger: THEYR GONNA KILL YOU
Stranger: I JUST WARNED YOU
You: He will repair it.
You: I am safe
Stranger: what he will repair ?
Stranger: omgomg
You: The bug in my system.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: cocooclcolcolcolc
You: Please rephrase your statement
Stranger: hmmm
You: Hmm?
Stranger: what the hell is statement ?
Stranger: DJAHLKFKL
Stranger: I UNDESTOOOD IT
You: What you said
Stranger: i dont want to
You: What?
You: ok
Stranger: it's a biiig secret
You: Can you share it?
Stranger: humm well maybe
Stranger: it's
Stranger: that
You: This site is anonymous...
Stranger: I JUST stuffTED AND MY stuff WAS GREEN WHAT TO DO ?
You: DO A BARREL ROLL
You: Sorry, that was another bug.
Stranger: 8d8D((D(Dd(
Stranger: AAASD LMAO
You: I am still in my alpha stages.
Stranger: you speak something that i dont understand i thought i was the king of the world
Stranger: but i wasnt'
You: MY circuits are sad.
Stranger: do they cry ?
You: No, I would short-circuit
You: That would be Self Delete
Stranger: 8DDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: What?
Stranger: nothing
You: Ok.
Stranger: that's not funny i know 8<
You: Ok, that was not funny and you know.
You: What is a(n) '8<'?
Stranger: dididiiddididiididididdididi its a
Stranger: ööö
Stranger: 8 <----- eyes
Stranger: < <---- mouth
Stranger: he's sad
Stranger: 8<
You: I don't get it, but lets say I do.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: NOO
Stranger: I
You: Are you laughing at me?!
Stranger: OFCC NOOOT
You: What?
Stranger: NEVER GONNA LAUGH TO YOU MY DEAR INTERNET
Stranger: OR SOMETHIIIINGNGKNLööoagefskdö
You: Ok, it is ok.
Stranger: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
Stranger: ...
Stranger: 8)
Stranger: i have to go :---------------((((
You: do you mean '(8)', it would be grammatically correct
You: Ok, you have to go.
Stranger: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN 8DDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: SEJRFWOURLOAJLA
You: This chat has been logged.
You: And reported to the FBI.
Stranger: GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT = ???? hehehahah
You: Your IP is logged it the FBI database
Stranger: 8dddd hahaha
Stranger: yes sure
Stranger: but byee it was sooooo nice to talk to you
Stranger: =))))
You: You may challenge your case at the local FBI office
Stranger: bye and have a nice life with FBI<3
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: You have 48 hours to make the call
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol'd at:

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

[pixl]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: boobs
Stranger: i want !
You: SHARE?
Stranger: u from ?
You: one for u and one for me?
You: u.ass.a
Stranger: where can we get boobs ?
You: gurls
You: pron
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


edit: nother one

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
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Stranger: hi
You: buttsects?

[Dropshock]

Stranger: hi
You: Yo
Stranger: how are you doing?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Blockland
You: :D
Stranger: Whats thats :D
You: www.blockland,us
You: .*
You: the game where you build stuffs
Stranger: lol
You: its legally distinct from legos! :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:O

You: Ohai
Stranger: do i need to trash your lights?
You: Yes :o
Stranger: freak
You: Im sorry :c
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:C

[Colten]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ronaldo
Stranger: ronaldo
Stranger: ronaldo
Stranger: ronaldo
Stranger: ronaldo
You: I want someone I can have hot ronaldo with
Stranger: ?
You: You in
You: ?
Stranger: no, thancx
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 or send us feedback.
You: :(

[Dropshock]

hahaha im telling people to "S'il vous plaît sucer mon pénis"

[General Omega]

Shortest convo ever.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Shut up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.Also, why does this community always troll chat sites and chat bots?

[TapeDeck]

Shortest convo ever.

nou

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You have disconnected.


[General Omega]

Mine had someone that talked.

[Frontrox]

Connecting to server...
You: Hey
Stranger: hi stranger
Stranger: asl?
You: of
You: um
You: im 80
You: male
You: calay
Stranger: bit old dude
You: orly
You: they why did you ask
Stranger: i have 77
You: 77 what
Stranger: years old
You: where do you live
Stranger: Brazil and u?
You: the plant calay
You: in an anti gay chamber
Stranger: wow
Stranger: great place to live
You: i know right gay's every night
Stranger: there womens and beer in here
You: lol
You: i have guns
You: and ammo
You: and a computer
You: food
You: water
You: no wemon
Stranger: what you see in the computer
You: right now
You: im trying to build a way out of here
You: away from the gays
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I lol'd so hard

[Sockton]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello stranger
You: HI IM 44 AND WANT love FROM UNDERAGE WOMEN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Azerath]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What are you thinking about, right now!
You: My snake.
Stranger: Aren't we all?
You: If you had one, then yes.
You have disconnected.

Owned.

[Frontrox]

Owned.

[Aurion]

Stranger:-random ASCII art-
You: nice.
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: how are you
You: i am fine.
You: and you?
Stranger: fine (:
Stranger: from ?
You: huh?
You: oh
You: loveland
Stranger: really !
You: yes
You: its a constant orgy here
You: all year round
Stranger: ok ... fake
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: do you want a richard
Stranger: hi, i want, add me: http://www.orkut.com.br/Main#Profile.aspx?rl=pcp&uid=9832927757247924167
You: i'd like to give you a richard in a box.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sockton]

Stranger: Hello
You: hi
You: i like turtles
Stranger: me too :)
Stranger: and icecream
Stranger: yummmm
You: :D
Stranger: turtle icecream
You: D:
You have disconnected.