Omegle talk to complete strangers!

[Dropshock]

Stranger: Hi man lady or hebitch?
You: both
You: wait wut
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If you're a btard, leave now.
Stranger: Hi! man, lady or hebitch?
You: ive already talked to you before damnit
You: i said both
Stranger: mom?
You: what would you like for lunch honey?
Stranger: a lewinsky
You: im sorry dave im afraid i cant do that
You have disconnected.

[Ad Bot]

[kakashi11]

Stranger: Hi
You: hello:P
Stranger: m or f
You: M...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:P

[Azerath]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: where you from?
You: WWEEELLLCOME TO THE love GAME
You: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LET ME forget YOUR ASS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ahaha.

[Eryehk]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: girl?
You: yo
You: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

....

[jirue]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: STRANGER AH!
You: Hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL!!!!  I am not kidding!

[Eryehk]

This is actually kinda fun to mess with people.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: YOU LOVE ME
You: I LOVE YOU TOO
Stranger: lets have love?
You: SURE
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: wait
Stranger: are you a girl or boy?
You: Man :D
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: i love richard
Stranger: i put on my robe and wizard hat
You: Dont we all
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no wai
Stranger: another gay man?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dropshock]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Lock eyes from across the room
You: down my drink while the rhythms boom...
You: take your hand and skip the names
You: no need here for the silly games.
Stranger: OMG KATIE IS THT U, I LOVE U DARLING
You: OM I LUV U 2
You: HOW R U
Stranger: IM GOOD BABEZ
Stranger: U DARLING?
You: What the forget is wrong with you
Stranger: WHATS UR NAME LOL?
You: are you a god damn btard
You: forget off
Stranger: I LOVE UR MUM
You: yum
Stranger: SHES GOOD IN BED
You: you seem like a person that would come form blockland
You: are oyu from blockland?
You: you*
Stranger: IM FROM UR MUMS pusillanimous individual
You: so am i
You: i was born there
You have disconnected.

Bah 9th loving person not to carry THE GOD DAMN SONG ON -RAGE- >:U

[Azerath]

Best. Game Show. Ever.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Annnddd, welcome to the rape game!
You: Would you like to learn the rules?
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: Go on
You: Well, here's how it works
You: You send me your address, and I'll find the exact ass that matches as the picture you send me
Stranger: That sounds pretty enjoyable, I gotta say
You: Once I do that, I'll pull my strangly large richard out of my pants, and stick it in your back end.
Stranger: I see, I see
You: Any takers?
Stranger: Ummm
Stranger: Let me just snap a picture
You: It's free of charge, of course.
Stranger: That's sweet :)
You: This is for absolutely nothing but MY pleasurrreee!
You: Isn't that sweet?
Stranger: What if I enjoy it?
Stranger: Does that destroy the purpose of the game?
You: Then, I'll have to stick my strangely large richard into your mouth.
You: And watch you choke on it
Stranger: Ahh
You: If you enjoy it, you beat me
Stranger: I see
Stranger: I hope you've been tested
You: We actually have a scale that measures you level of enjoyment.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: You're certainly prepared
You: Kinda like a lie detecter.
You: Oh yes.
Stranger: Ahhh
You: No condoms or nothing.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Alright
You: Just pure real pleasure.
Stranger: But you'd better bring papers stating you've got nothing
You: I have then all faxed over.
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: I think this will really be something
Stranger: When you say strangely large, how large are we talking about?
You: Yeah, we have an HD camera so we can post it on the web.
Stranger: Cause there is such a thing as too large
You: Maybe around 10 inches.
Stranger: Oh, okay
Stranger: Sounds perfect
You: I don't meaure it all the time.
Stranger: When you say "we", who do you mean?
You: I have a crew of camera men over here.
Stranger: Oh
You: Sometimes I have another guy do that backup work.
Stranger: That takes a little of the intimacy away
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: Is the other guy as experienced as you?
You: Whenever I get a quick loveually transmitted virus.
You: And yes, he is quite experienced.
You: Or should I say..
You: She is.
Stranger: Oh my
Stranger: This is really some operation you've got running there
You: She where's a large carrot as a belt.
You: Yeah.
Stranger: I certainly hope you only pick the best looking to hire
You: Indeed.
Stranger: I don't want to be raped by some 300 pound guy
You: She is one hotty.
You: Oh, no worries.
You: Also, if you go to a school, tell them that your have the game show come and find you.
You: We can do it live in the gym or on stage.
Stranger: Oh wow
Stranger: This is going to be hot
Stranger: I can feel it
You: Yeah.
You: I can to, since I'm masterbating.
Stranger: I hope it's going well
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Close?
You: I can't wait to get that picture of your ass.
You: It'll probably help.
You: Almost...
Stranger: Just a second
Stranger: I don't understand though
Stranger: You rape both men and women?
You: Yep.
You: Our crew is mainly biloveual.
Stranger: What if I'm an overweight middle aged man?
You: We can where masks.
Stranger: Ahh
Stranger: Luckily, I'm not
You: Appearance doesn't matter, on this game show.
Stranger: I hope you like guys in their late teens
You: MmmMmm
You: Those are indeed the best.
Stranger: Perfect
You: They are rarely winners, I'm affraid.
You: Except the girls.
You: I don't know how they do it.
Stranger: Aw
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[jirue]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Wtf? :3

[D3ATH]

This is actually kinda fun to mess with people.

This can't be.

I talked to that wizard suit dude before(Hours ago...), he said he likes Harry Potter. :o

[Zaure]

All it says for me is "Connecting to server..." D:

[D3ATH]

Stranger: cyber?
You: Yeah, sure
You: Unless you are Blocklander
Stranger: blocklander?
You: Like, Blockland Player
You: Nvm that
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no i dont do that
Stranger: asl?!?!
You: 16/f/us
You: You?
Stranger: ohh.....i'm 18/f/us
You: O crap
Stranger: lesbian cyber?
You: I am male actually
You: :D
Stranger: i've never done it
Stranger: really?
Stranger: well so am i friend
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[orange wolf]

You: File Upload
Stranger: connecting.........
You: File Destination C/;windows
You: Uploading file/ Conclicker.dll
Stranger: connection established
Stranger: uploading....
You: Upload complete
Stranger: ......

[D3ATH]

Had long and intelligent conversation with one person, who hadn't slept for 70 hours.
So it is possible to even meet normal people there.

[Gojira]

<bookmarks omeagle>
Here's my conversation:

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i have candy
Stranger: m or f?
You: who cares? :D
Stranger: yes
You: stoopid n00b
Stranger: forget you
You: stfu
Stranger: srfy
Stranger: stfu
You: no
You: bye
You have disconnected.and this:

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello there, random stranger
You: Hi
You: hello dar.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: the planet of Zorz
Stranger: nice
Stranger: I'm a power ranger
You: cool
Stranger: yeah
You: Do you pplay blockland?
Stranger: you know zordon?
You: no :P
You: Do you palay blockland?
Stranger: haven't you ever watched power rangers?
Stranger: no, I don' play blockland
You: yes
You: oh
You: bye
You have disconnected.