Author Topic: Omegle talk to complete strangers!  (Read 20303 times)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: whats up
Stranger: well, me atleast
You: really?
You: me too
Stranger: i really should be sleeping but i seem to have failed it
You: ah
Stranger: what about you?
Stranger: whats the time there where you are?
You: 7
Stranger: am or pm? :D
You: pm
You: im mapping out the most efficient entrance and exit from your room
You: and the point of "entry"
Stranger: wat
You: if you catch my drift
Stranger: i really dont
You: im going to rape you.
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: yo
You: Hi, I'm black.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hiy
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/f/us
Stranger: what part of the us
You: wherever you are, baby.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: srsly tho
Stranger: 20/m/fl
You: california
Stranger: ah i see, thats cool
You: its actually pretty warm
Stranger: so whatsup?
You: im so horny'
Stranger: yeah its been getting real hot over here
Stranger: lol oo really?
You: im getting real hot over here.
Stranger: soo, have any pictures of yourself?
You: nope :(
Stranger: :(
You: sorry
You: do you want to cyberlove, though
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: you need to prove your a chick
You: go for it
You: ask me something
Stranger: hmm
You: well?
You: i'm waiting ;D
You: any time, hun
Connection asploded.

Connection asploded.
How the f-?

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Stranger: hello !
You: BUT THEY TOLD ME THAT THERE WASN'T ANYMORE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I swear to you, they did.

Oh god I love this.

Conversation started out normal.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey, what's up?
You: nothing much
You: just sitting here
You: bored
Stranger: caddyshack is on.
You: that movie is funny
Stranger: that's always a good thing.
You: yeah
Stranger: where are you from?
You: usa
Stranger: me too--new york.
You: ah, michigan here
Stranger: cool--never been. ann arbor?
You: nah
You: lansing
Stranger: I am horrible at geography...Do you like Lansing?
You: its alright
You: cold sometimes, though
You: what about you
You: I HAVE A ROCK HARD ERECTION THAT STRETCHES FOR MILES. I JUST roosterSHOT'D JESUS IN THE FACE.
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey.
You: Yo, whats up Zoey
Stranger: Nothing. I'm just doing my pigtails up. They make me feel beautiful.
You: Nice Zoey
Stranger: Do you attach 'Zoey' to the end of your every sentence?
You: No but thats your name.
Stranger: True.
You: so, Zoey where you from
They actually agreed to being Zoey.

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I swear to you, they did.
I tried the same thing, and got a much different result.

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Stranger: HEY!!!!
You: BUT THEY TOLD ME THAT THERE WASN'T ANYMORE
Stranger: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: wtf???
You: IT'S TRUE
You: THERE WASN'T
You: ANYMORE
Stranger: OMG how did you find out??????
You: THEY TOLD ME
Stranger: those bitches!
You: NOW I'M ON THE RUN
You: OH GOD THEY'RE CATCHING UP
Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?????
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
You: I HAVE NO IDEA
Stranger: HIDE FAST!!!!
You: OKAY I THINK I'M SAFE
Stranger: phew that was a close one!
You: they never look in the garbage cans
Stranger: oh good!! well good thing you have internet
You: yeah, that's a convenience
Stranger: ok good luck with everything!
Stranger: bye!
You: bye

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai dar
Stranger: LIES
Stranger: LIVIN' IN A FANTASY
Stranger: LIES
You: INORITE?
You: ITS ALL LIES
Stranger: DON'T EVEN KNOW REALITY
You: NO
You: WE DONT
You: D:
Stranger: LIEEEEEEEES
You: LIIIESS!!!!
You: WAAAHH~~
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHA I FOUND ZOEY!!!


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ZOEY?
Stranger: yes!
You: NO WAY!
Stranger: really!
You: !!!
You have disconnected. 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey you
You: GET DOWN
You: BOMB!
Stranger: :OOO
You: RUN
You: IT WILL EXPLODE IN 10
Stranger: *running*
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
You: 6
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUM
You: *Boom*
You: Nice one, your blood is all over now! :(
Stranger: *died*
You: NOw I get your house!
You: WIht blood all over and half of it gone!
You: Yay?
Stranger: you have to clean this...
You: Ehh, I'll call the cleaners.
You: ServPro
You: They'll parachute in!
Stranger: mom not like that ):
You: Dang.
Stranger: so, bye :*

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ohai
Stranger: HAIO
You: lol
Stranger: where from
You: wat
Stranger: where art thou native
Stranger: where are you from
You: usa
Stranger: de donde esta
Stranger: state?
You: texas
Stranger: got dam ... .from the big CT maself
Stranger: how old
You: 11 dood
Stranger: just turned 16
Stranger: you watch basketball
You: sometimes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.
wat

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey you
You: GET DOWN
You: BOMB!
Stranger: :OOO
You: RUN
You: IT WILL EXPLODE IN 10
Stranger: *running*
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
You: 6
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUM
You: *Boom*
You: Nice one, your blood is all over now! :(
Stranger: *died*
You: NOw I get your house!
You: WIht blood all over and half of it gone!
You: Yay?
Stranger: you have to clean this...
You: Ehh, I'll call the cleaners.
You: ServPro
You: They'll parachute in!
Stranger: mom not like that ):
You: Dang.
Stranger: so, bye :*
Lol


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: I'm gay.
You: Cool
Stranger: Indeed.
You: I'm not
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hei
You: hay
Stranger: your name ?
You: shawn why?
Stranger: i am Panayoula of greece
Stranger: and you ?
You: I r shawn of USA texas dood
Stranger: cowboy ?
You: no
You: that time is like 20 years old
Stranger: san antonio ?
Stranger: you city ?
You: no
You: wat
You: im in dallas
You: not telling anymore
Stranger: dallas
Stranger: beautiful city
Stranger: you is latino ?
You: no
Stranger: γιατί δεν μιλούν τη γλώσσα μου
Stranger: ??
You: wat
Stranger: γιατί δεν μιλούν τη γλώσσα μου
You: i cant understand that
Stranger: tes mou lagigáli dallas
You: i said no i wasent
Stranger: forget you american of stuff (γιατί δεν μιλούν τη γλώσσα μου
Stranger: xaxaxaxaxaxa
You: wat
Stranger: greece forever men
You: oh dear
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
oh dear he wants to forget

I didn't expect people to get this into the website.   :cookieMonster:

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Herro
Stranger: dere
You: hi
Stranger: From?
You: why must the last 3 people have had to ask for where i live
Stranger: We are wondering if you live nearby
Stranger: so that we can rape you
Stranger: Duh.
You: Oh dear
You: im 11 and a boy
You: :o
Stranger: YESSSSSSS
You: :O
You: ur a girl den?
Stranger: Hmm. I'm kinda in-between
You: creepy
Stranger: Why?
You: i dont know
You: just sounds weird
Stranger: Nono
Stranger: As you'll soon understand, everyone you know could be like me
Stranger: OH stuff THE CAT IS ON FIRE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.