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[Brickman]

This was an interesting conversation about evolution :]

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Stranger: Hey
You: Do you beleive in evolution?
Stranger: Yes
You: Why are there still monkeys?
Stranger: Well if they can survive than that's why
You: OH, WELL I THOUGHT THAT ALL MONKEYS TURN INTO PEOPLE
Stranger: Wait you think that monkey just turn into humans?
You: Isn't that what Evolution is?
You: Monkeys turn into humans over a thousand years?
Stranger: Yeah, that's sort of it
You: So, tell me this. Why aren't there "Cavemen" here today?
You: If cavemen are the middle of evolution
Stranger: Because humans have evolved
You: Oh, so I guess that those other monkeys wheren't lucky enough to catch the evolution bus
Stranger: you could say it that way. It's sort of an lottery. Maybe you get an mutation which makes you better and therefore you survive. Maybe you don't
You: What makes them mutate? Huh?
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[Antallion]

Stranger: i like sucking feet
You: :V KWAK
You: :V KWAK
You: :V KWAK
You: :V KWAK
You: :V KWAK
You: :V KWAK
You: :V KWAK
You: :V KWAK
You: :V KWAK
You: :V KWAK

[CapTMeaT]

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You: Hey
You: :D
Stranger: say hi
You: I'm afraid to!
Stranger: why
You: It's a trap, don't you know?
You: It's all a plot, to get us to say that one word.
Stranger: 9/11 was a plot
You: But I know
You: BUT I KNOW MAN
You: That
You: they're there
You: They're out to get us man
Stranger: wh
You: You know man?
Stranger: who
You: THEY ARE
You: They're in the walls
You: They're in your food.
You: They're there.
Stranger: I KNOW
You: YEAH MAN
You: WAIT SHHH
You: THEYRE NEAR
Stranger: HIDE
You: I AM
Stranger: OK TURN OF THE LIGHTS
You: They are off.
You: I'm in the cellar.
Stranger: did u hear them?????????????
You: I saw them
You: with my own two eyes!
Stranger: WHAT DID THEY DO
You: They
You: ...
You: Oh god
You: It's just.. too hard... to say..
You: It's.. too gruesome!
Stranger: friend
You: NO, YOU.
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Stranger: hey
You: Shh
You: don't say that word.
Stranger: WHY NOT
You: They're watching
You: It's all a plot
You: to get you to say ... that word...
You: YOU CANT DO IT MAN
You: THEYRE IN THE WALLS
Stranger: ive just done it
You: THEYRE IN YOUR FOOD
Stranger: hey
You: They're watching.
You: they're coming
You: to get you
Stranger: are you talking about dentists?
You: MAN DONT YOU KNOW
You: THAT
You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
You: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
You: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
You: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
You: I WILL TRAVEL CROSS THE LAND
You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
You: ITS POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND
You: THE POWER THATS INSIDE
Stranger: baby,did you forget to take your meds?
You: POKEMON
You: GOTTA CATCH EM- ITS YOU AND ME
You: I KNOW ITS MY DESTINY
You: POKEMON
You: OH, YOURE MY BEST FRIEND
You: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND
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[Antallion]

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You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
You: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
You: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
You: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
You: I WILL TRAVEL CROSS THE LAND
You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
You: ITS POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND
You: THE POWER THATS INSIDE
Stranger: baby,did you forget to take your meds?
You: POKEMON
You: GOTTA CATCH EM- ITS YOU AND ME
You: I KNOW ITS MY DESTINY
You: POKEMON
You: OH, YOURE MY BEST FRIEND
You: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND
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I loving lol'd.

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Stranger: hi
You: :V KWAK
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[oromis]

-delete for epic page stretch-

basically He spoke in a weird language, and then english, then we had a snake fight. Because he was a copy cat he copied every one of my 8==D, and then he stoped copying me and said stop. noob. bastard. noob. and then left

[Daedalus]

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You: Hi
Stranger: I have worms
You: So do I
Stranger: Does this lotion come with the application glove?
Stranger: because i dont know if i wanna go in there without one
You: Probably, check the package
Stranger: no
Stranger: no glove
Stranger: youre gonna have to apply it for me
You: O.o
Stranger: yeah...

[Madmitten]

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You: Hi
Stranger: I have worms
You: So do I
Stranger: Does this lotion come with the application glove?
Stranger: because i dont know if i wanna go in there without one
You: Probably, check the package
Stranger: no
Stranger: no glove
Stranger: youre gonna have to apply it for me
You: O.o
Stranger: yeah...

I lol'd x 10

[thomas64]

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Stranger: hey! I'm Santa Claus! Which member of McFly do you want for Christmas?
You: omg
You: HI SANTA
Stranger: HELLO!
You: :D
Stranger: so
You: so?
You: what?
You: wait
You: ...
Stranger: wich member do you want?
You: YOUR NOT SANTA!!!
Stranger: yes I am!
You: its almost time for easter...
You: and YOUR santa....?
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lol
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Stranger: Paula ?
You: hello
Stranger: I'll find you
You: who>
You: why?
You: when?
You: where?
You: say what?
Stranger: HAHAAHAHAAHAHAH
You: lol
Stranger: I LOVEE YOU
Stranger: bye
Stranger: :*
You: whats so funny?
Stranger: AAAAALL
Stranger: \o/
You: im not paula
Stranger: LIVING THE DREEAM
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XD

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You: IM A ZOMBIE
You: BRAINZ
Stranger: Good for you
You: I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINZ
Stranger: try
You: IM COMING FOR YU
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LOL

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Stranger: hi
You: brainz
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lolwut????

[Kerog]

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You: Hi its Vince with ShamWow!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Hat th forget is ShamWow
You: You'll be saying Wow everytime you use this
You: Its like a towel and a shammy
You: It picks up 90% of this liquid!
Stranger: ok
You: Its like a vacuum
You: It just does the job!
Stranger: I dont get it but what ever
You: Call now and you'll get 2 ShamWows!
You: Absolutely free!
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[thomas64]

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You: ohai
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where ya from?
You: where ya from?
Stranger: im from finland
You: im from finland
Stranger: i dont think so :)
You: i dont think so :)

[Aurion]

God damn.

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: are you from brazil
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you?
You: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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[Block Builder]

Stranger: Do you have a big richard?
You: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Molasses]

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You: I'm 47
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[Molasses]

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[Hugums]

:O

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You: Hello
Stranger: hi =)
You: Wat up?
Stranger: nm
Stranger: you?
You: Nada
Stranger: nice
You: Church soon :/
Stranger: asl
Stranger: really?
You: Ya
Stranger: are you a friend of jesus?
You: Meh
Stranger: =)
You: Hung out once
You: Got REALLY stoned
Stranger: yeah jesus loves weed
You: I know
Stranger: i bought some from him once
Stranger: hes got that dank stuff
You: Ya
Stranger: word
You: o_O
Stranger: jesus loves you.
You: Hellz yes he does

Jesus haz some dank stuff