Omegle talk to complete strangers!

[Molasses]

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You: Jesus loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so, little ones to him belong, they are weak, but he is strong. Yes, Jesus loves me , Yes, Jesus Loves me, Yes Jesus loves me. The Bible tells me so!
You: Jesus loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so, little ones to him belong, they are weak, but he is strong. Yes, Jesus loves me , Yes, Jesus Loves me, Yes Jesus loves me. The Bible tells me so!
You: Jesus loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so, little ones to him belong, they are weak, but he is strong. Yes, Jesus loves me , Yes, Jesus Loves me, Yes Jesus loves me. The Bible tells me so!
You: Jesus loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so, little ones to him belong, they are weak, but he is strong. Yes, Jesus loves me , Yes, Jesus Loves me, Yes Jesus loves me. The Bible tells me so!
You: Hello?
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[Hugums]

DOUBLE TOAST:

I figured lying works

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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: Wat up?
Stranger: nothin just chilln an yo
You: Nada
Stranger: Nada ?
You: Got church soon though
You: Nothing
Stranger: wtf is that
Stranger: ahh ^^
You: Nada or church?
You: U go to church?
You: Wait look at this
Stranger: no i am turkish
You: It's my last conversation

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You: Hello
Stranger: hi =)
You: Wat up?
Stranger: nm
Stranger: you?
You: Nada
Stranger: nice
You: Church soon :/
Stranger: asl
Stranger: really?
You: Ya
Stranger: are you a friend of jesus?
You: Meh
Stranger: =)
You: Hung out once
You: Got REALLY stoned
Stranger: yeah jesus loves weed
You: I know
Stranger: i bought some from him once
Stranger: hes got that dank stuff
You: Ya
Stranger: word
You: o_O
Stranger: jesus loves you.
You: Hellz yes he does

You: loving hilarious
Stranger: hehe ^^
You: So you're turkish?
You: From turky or of turkish decent?
You: Turkey*
Stranger: parents from turkey
Stranger: bored in GERMANY
You: Oh
You: USA all the way for me :/
You: All though i prefer Canada
Stranger: usa is great but i hate george bush
You: Well we have Obama now
Stranger: yeah i hope he makes the world better
You: He should
Stranger: and i hope he legalisize scootertuning in germany :D:D
You: Scooter what?
You: weed?
Stranger: Scootertuning
Stranger: do you know scooter ?
You: I have no clue what that is
Stranger: it has 2 wheels
You: Like a moterized scooter?
Stranger: yes
You: Ya
Stranger: of course
Stranger: yeah and i hope he legalisize it here :D
You: What is the tuning part though?
You: I understand scooter part
Stranger: ehm well its new exhaust
Stranger: new cylinder
Stranger: 70cc
You: Oh
Stranger: mom i give you a youtube link
You: Well unless its enviromentally friendly i doubt it'll be legalized
Stranger: its very fast
Stranger: yes but it is very funny
Stranger: maybe he liked it too :P
You: :P
Stranger: has he got children ?
Stranger: i didnt know that anyorwe
You: Ya
You: He has 2
You: Daughters
Stranger: ah hehe nice
Stranger: but in the netherlands is scootertuning legal
You: I'm their personal gaurds in school :/
Stranger: ^^
You: Yarly
You: I go to the same school as them
Stranger: i didnt belive that ^^
Stranger: how old ?
You: And no one bullys them but you know i'm around just in case
You: I'm 15 but Melia's only 11
Stranger: ahh
You: Well i got to go
You: Nice chatting

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You: Meep!
Stranger: roadrunner
You: Meep meep!
Stranger: that's all folks
You: Meep meep meep meep
You: Meep meep!

[Kerog]

Here is a very engaging conversation

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Stranger: GOL
Stranger: GOL GOL
Stranger: GOL
Stranger: GOL
Stranger: GOL DO CORINTHIANS
You: I love wood, don't you?
Stranger: XUPA
You: Hi Billy Mays here with Orange Glo!
Stranger: IS ME
Stranger: GOL
Stranger: DO CORINTHIANS
Stranger: GOOOOOOOOOOOLO
Stranger: GOOOOOOOOOOAL
Stranger: CORINTHIAAAAAAAAAAAAANS
You: Um what?
Stranger: CORINTHIANS PAAAAAAAAULISTA
Stranger: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Stranger: XUPA SEU FILHO DA PUTA
Stranger: SECA O TIMAO MESMO SEU DISGRAÇADO
Stranger: AKI É CORINTHIANS SEU FILHO DA PUTA
You: Hi Billy Mays here with Mighty Putty!
Stranger: SEU CORNO DO KARALHO
Stranger: VAI TOMA NO CÚ
Stranger: FILHO DA PUTA
You: Hi Billy Mays here with the handy switch!
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[Toadzard]

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You: Hi!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: a/s/l ?
You: No man, I use d/s/l
You: Much better conenction
You: *connection
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You: hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: How ya doing?
Stranger: how are you?
You: Feelin good?
Stranger: fine
You: felling bad?
Stranger: you?
You: that's fine I guess
You: I'm feelin fine too
Stranger: brazilian
Stranger: right?
You: No man
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: dongsville new york
You: It's a great city
Stranger: sure
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Goddamnit.

[dUMBELLS]

Had a convo with a dentist from India over this.

[Swholli]

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Stranger: Hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: Are you a stranger?
You: No. I know who you are.
Stranger: You wouldn't be the guy looking in my window right now?
You: The question lies, are you looking back?
Stranger: It's all dark, I can't make you out
You: That's because I'm black.
Stranger: Oh shi-
Stranger: That explains it
Stranger: Are you going to rape me?
You: Do you know how big my richard is?
Stranger: How big is it?
You: Over 9000 inches.
You: But if I told you any more, you might stuff bricks.
You: The internet does bad things to people.
Stranger: yeah like making two people chat over the internet
..Anyway I think we should stop with the tribal jokes
You: Maybe.
You: Whitey.
Stranger: Racism is a crime, and crime is for mondays
You: YOU KNOW WHAT.
You: YOU'RE A loving cigarette.
Stranger: A furry one
You: I BET YOU TAKE richard IN THE- wait what?
You: You're a furry?
Stranger: All over my rooster!
You: I hate furries.
You: Doing a fox is seriously forgeted up.
Stranger: You don't like cigarettes either?
Stranger: What if the fox had boobs?
You: It's still a fox.
Stranger: With boobs.
Stranger: Which is hot
You: But. A FOX. AN ANIMAL. FROM A DIFFERENT KINGDOM.
You: The sperm would get the stuff kicked out of it by white blood cells or some stuff.
Stranger: So I can marry the princess and get the half kingdom?
You: No, the princess is in another castle.
Stranger: God damnit, always in another castle
Stranger: Stranger, would you like to make love?
You: I would.
Stranger: Yeah I'm not into mondays
Stranger: :(
You: Well I'm not into furries.
You: So suck it.
Stranger: Will do, and I'm the only one who can. Enjoy your hand, cigarette
You: There is only one question I have left to ask.
You: Do you.
You: Have.
You: Any candy?
Stranger: No, I ate it.
You: WHAT THE forget KIND OF STRANGER ARE YOU?!

And then I left :D.

[Kerog]

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Funny thing is, I either come across 4channers or furries or people into furries. And as always gays, lesbians, E-Daters, Foreighners, etc.

[Swholli]

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Stranger: hey
You: Will you please cheer me up?
You: I feel like killing myself.
Stranger: why do you feel this way?
You: My girlfriend dumped me this morning and I don't think I want to go through life any more.
You: It's not worth it.
Stranger: ofcourse its worth it you have a whole life a head of you
You: Really?
You: What makes you say that?
You: She was my one and only love.
Stranger: a right time will come for everything
You: We were in a relationship for 10 years.
You: We were supposed to get married.
Stranger: you still have a lot of life left yet for that to happen
You: Like what?
You: Now I won't get to wake up to her smiling face, and see our wonderful children we could have had together.
You: Oh god I think I'm going to really do it.
You: I have a knife.
Stranger: please dont i will have the guilt resting on me forever
You: Then say something.
You: Anything that will make me feel better.
Stranger: to be honest i don't really know what to say in this situation as i have never been in it
You: Then here it goes...
You: I'm just going to cut my throat.
Stranger: forget no
You: It'll be quick and painful.
Stranger: loving hell please dont do this to me
You: Then say something!
You: I'm going to do it@
You: !!
Stranger: i dont know what to say all i can do is keep begging you not to do it
You: But there's no point in life if I don't have my love. Susuan meant the world to me, without her I'm nothing.
You: It makes me feel so bad, like I want to puke.
You: Like I want to take this knife and shove it into my stomach.
Stranger: well i'd much rather it if you puked
You: I have puked. But everytime I do, I still feel sick.
You: I haven't eaten in a day.
You: If I don't do this, then I'll just rot away here in my apartment.
You: Surrounded by the clothes she forgot to take when she moved out.
Stranger: well i don't even know what i'm supposed to say or do
You: Don't do anything,
You: We're all supposed to die eventually, right?
Stranger: but you are asking me to help you
You: Besides, who am I to you besides some random stranger?
Stranger: yes eventually and eventually is not now
You: You'll never hear about me again, and no one will be sad that I'm gone.
You: My parents are dead and I have no other family.
Stranger: hey dont do this to me
You: Trust me, this is the best thing for everybody.
Stranger: what about me if you do it i will feel responcible and you dont want to put that on a stranger do you
You: No, I suppose not.
You: Just promise me one thing. If I do it, you'll tell everyone on my favorite forum that I said goodbye and that I'll miss them.
Stranger: okay okay
Stranger: but if you will mss them why do it why not stay for the people who you will miss
You: Oh, I don't really know them. They were really the only thing that gave me any joy in my life.
You: I'm sorry that I had to put this burden on to you.
You: It was bad to consult someone I didn't know to help me out of this.
Stranger: if they gave you joy they still can
You: Look, I just want you to know, that it isn't your fault.
You: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?
You: Tell them I said goodbye.
Stranger: but if i am the last person you speak to then it is my fault
Stranger: then i will end up in the same possiton as you
You: Look.
You: Just make the post.
You: Tell them I am saying goodbye.
You: And maybe I'll consider not doing this.
Stranger: what i ahve to do it this second
You: It's ok. I'm on the verge of the abyiss. I have all the time in the world.
Stranger: what do you mean
You: You think much clearer when you're about to die.
You: Like, how you're life flashes before your eyes.
You: Everything slows down.
You: I can wait all day.
Stranger: well i wouldn't know
You: Thank you for being so kind in my last minutes by the way.
You: I've felt like I've known you my whole life.
Stranger: what happens if i don't post it
You: Nothing really. I'm dead, not like I have much of a choice.
Stranger: thats really nice but i still feel bad about htis
You: It's ok if you don't post. I'll understand.
Stranger: i meant that about knowing me not you being dead
You: Oh.
You: Well everything is alright.
You: I feel so great now I've decided to go through with this.
Stranger: but its not though is it
You: You've been a loyal friend here in the last breaths.
You: I must say, remember one thing:
You: Love is the most important gift you can give to someone.
You: I love you.
Stranger: i love you
You: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: are you?
Stranger: omg forget
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Oh stuff, that was unreal. I'm still lol'ing.

[Ziyek]

BOLD = what i think about what they are saying.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi there.
You: Hows life?         
Stranger: new york and u?          What...?
You: Florida
Stranger: nice :D
You: Is your name zoey?
Stranger: my name is Emma
Stranger: and your?
You: Oh no, It's Zoey trust me.
You: Jeff
You: My name be Jeff
Stranger: **** you, you ***** is very little!     You would know, eh?     
You: JESUS GIVE ME STRENGTH
Stranger: viva BIN LADEN
Stranger: FILHO  DA PUTA
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[pants1]

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You: Zoey?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: zoey q

You: Zoey?!

You: Is that you?

Stranger: zuei rs

Stranger: -N

You: ...?

You: Wat.

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[pants1]

Sorry for double post

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You: Zoey?

You: ...Zoey?

Stranger: yeah

You: I love you

Stranger: me too

You: Really?

Stranger: yes!

You: Thats great!

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[Swholli]

No one thinks I'm a bad person?

[pants1]

For doing what?

[fierscream]

Look at his post.