Author Topic: Badspot's Life 2.0  (Read 47056 times)

9:58 PM - Badspot feels bad about himself, so watches Michel Jackson videos to feel better.

10:00-11:59 PM - Badspot finishes watching "Beat-It", and does well, you know...



For 2 hours straight.

12:00 AM-12:00 PM - Badspot says "hey, I've been watching "Beat It" for a long time now........" and then goes to sleep.

12:00 PM, Badspot is awoken by the sound of the doorbell.

12:01
He opens the door and see's micheal jackson

12:01:15PM Badspot makes a quick escape!

12:10PM Badspot realizes he is running away from his only true love.

12:12 badspot runs back to mike and mike takes of a micheal jackson mask and it happens to be...the hottest women in the world. Badspot is horrified and breaks a world record for the fastest running away around the world ever..

12:12 badspot runs back to mike, and mike takes off a micheal jackson mask and he happens to be...the hottest woman in the world. Badspot is horrified and breaks the world record for the fastest running away ever.

12:59
Badspot looks at the forums and decides
"Oh wth, ill leave this up."
Also: eats frozen yougrt, drops some, and it freezes his middle fingers off.

1:00 he gets frostbite


1:30:40 PM Michael Jackson is caught in the cross-fire and dies. Badspot still has frostbite.


2:00 Badspot goes to the hospital for frostbite and the robot from Fallout 3 amputates his whole freakin arm. Lolwut.

3:00 PM Badspot receives a whole arm graft from Michael Jackson's corpse, only to have the doctors realize that they amputated the wrong arm.