In C&C Renegade...
Oh no! One of our light tanks have been stolen! But we have not to fear, as they have no weapons factory to make their own vehicles. I make myself an APC, and as a technician, I throw the whole mine limit of proximity mines on the front of it. I hop in, and some stealth black hand dude jumps in. I was like "Dude, get out, this is a Self Delete mission." and he said "I have nuke, drive me there!" and I told him "No dude, I don't wanna waste your credits, our team is lacking in credits, and I suck at driving anyways." and he replied with "Then let me drive!" So I locked the vehicle, and got out of it. He tried to enter it, but could not. I could tell he was typing, because he was just standing there, I hop in and take off. So here I am, driving with a proximity mine covered APC, off to the GDI base. I arrive to see a group of different kinds of infantry, and our very own light tank. Without even shooting, I rush in towards the group. Suddenly, a huge explosion which lagged the game, gave me about 20 kills at once, and even a Self Delete. It's a shame the light tank wasn't caught in the explosion, it survived with about 1/4 health.
tl;dr, I forgeted your mom.
