Just saw The Matrix.

[Marcem]

I knew, XKCD.

[Ad Bot]

[tails]

i watched it again today too : o

Don't watch the sequels, They ruin it.

[laremere]

We know you hate the movies but you have to at least acknowledge their existence. Acting like they are not there is no way to get rid of it.

More of sarcasm than anything.  I thought flat our denying links would be a dead give-away, but I underestimate the internet.

i watched it again today too : o

Don't watch the sequels, They ruin it.

What sequels, I have no clue what anyone is talking about.

[Regulith]

What sequels, I have no clue what anyone is talking about.

Stage 1: Denial
Stage 2: Fake denial               <--- We are here.
Stage 3: Visible acceptance

[General Omega]

You forgot spontaneous human combustion.

[laremere]

Stage 1: Smart people use the internet for science and people on there can be trusted to be intelligent.
Stage 2: The internet becoming used by everyone, and idiots ruin everything they touch.   <--- We are here.
Stage 3: Robots become sentient and take over the human race for use to generate power, locking most humans into a virtual reality without their knowledge.   <--- or possibly here.

[Regulith]

You forgot spontaneous human combustion.

Would that go before or after "Visible acceptance"? :D

[Sergio]

Keanu Reeves is a BADASS

[General Omega]

Would that go before or after "Visible acceptance"? :D

During.

Stage 1: Smart people use the internet for science and people on there can be trusted to be intelligent.
Stage 2: The internet becoming used by everyone, and idiots ruin everything they touch.   <--- We are here.
Stage 3: Robots become sentient and take over the human race for use to generate power, locking most humans into a virtual reality without their knowledge.   <--- or possibly here.

God, what is with everyone forgetting spontaneous human combustion.

[Radial543]

What the hell are you guys talking about?! The Matrix isn't a movie, its a book.

[Sirrus]

Dude, this movie came out over ten years ago.

[General Omega]

Dude, this movie came out over ten years ago.

no, just about ten years ago.

[WRB852]

Shut up laremere, you suck at trolling. Leave it to Otis.

[General Omega]

Shut up laremere, you suck at trolling. Leave it to Otis.

Ronin is at least decent at it. I would not use his style though.

[Rughugger]

Stage 1: Feeling a warm sensation throughout a section of one's own body.
Stage 2: Open flames breaking out randomly on one's own body
Stage3: Panic ensues and faulty stop, drop, and roll is employed to deny the inevitable
Stage 4: