Stranger: oiiiYou: Aye dere matey!Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: I like...You: very big...You: cats.Stranger: holaYou: Oh hello.Stranger: hahaStranger: i dont like catsYou: Oh that's a shame.Connection imploded.
Stranger: hiYou: -yawn-Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: roosterSYour conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: heyaStranger: hiYou: so hows it going?Stranger: i have a secret message for youYou: sure what is itStranger: remember the cupcakesYou: oh I will.Stranger: splendid!Stranger: so how are you on this fine dayYou: greatYou: Why only the cupcakes? :<You: Am I allowed to remember the brownies?Stranger: i don't know. the aliens didnt tell moreYou: Aw.Stranger: no i dont think soYou: Silly aliens.Stranger: dont you like cupcakes?You: Yes, but cupcakes and brownies together are even betterYou: Don't you agree?Stranger: sureStranger: altough my religion doesnt allow browniesYou: What religion?You: is it veganismStranger: no im a chewbaccaYou: ohStranger: yesStranger: its hardYou: Does it allow deer legs?Stranger: yesYou: Well thats always good, I dunno what I'd do if I couldn't eat deer legs...Stranger: i have a deerYou: Really?You: How many feet does it have?Stranger: no. not really. i didn't know anything else to sayYou: awStranger: 4Stranger: im sorryYou: thats alrightStranger: that i lied to youYou: :<Stranger: so tell me about your lifeYou: WellYou: I work at a Children ripping plantStranger: magnificentYou: We take children and we rip their arms a little so they stop crying about the little things in lifeYou: And by a little, I mean offYou: But close enough, we need to say a little because of legal issuesStranger: what do you do with the arms thenStranger: jewerly?You: Well our company works for McDonaldsYou: ButStranger: i seeYou: I've never really known exactlyStranger: are you the boss of the placeYou: NoYou: I'm an employeeYou: Employee of the month for 6 months straightStranger: do you love your jobYou: Very much soStranger: lovelyStranger: have you ever seen the rain?You: Not oftenStranger: i've seen it onceYou: I've heard it's purple, is that true?Stranger: yes it is. and its hot. it burned my flesh offStranger: i dont have any toes leftYou: oh god!Stranger: and my lovelife sucks cause nobody wants people with no toesYou: Yes I remember the cupcakes.You: Eh, gtg the aliens want me to go meet obama.Stranger: if somebody asks you about the giraffe, then remeber the cupcakesYou: And I left my face in the oven x-xStranger: obama is with the giraffeYou have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: today my boyfriend placed his snake in my ear
I made a topic about this already. Learn to search. :(
You: So honestly, why haven't we had love yet?Stranger: hiYou: You treat me like i dont even existStranger: watYou: See pretending you dont know meStranger: haha im a guyYou: I knowYou: I loved you for so long already
I gave a 14 year old girl a link to meatspin.
Aren't you the cool guy?
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: HelloooStranger: can i complain about my life to you?You: Hell yah!Stranger: swee!You: HoorayStranger: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!You: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORYStranger: sweYou: Swe sweStranger: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Stranger: i mean...what?You: OH MAIStranger: so i like this chickYou: I think we were talking about snake...Stranger: nopeYou: Oh nvmStranger: i don't like snake'sStranger: i like boobies.You: Well thats just swellStranger: because boobies are good.You: I agreeStranger: so this chickStranger: real nice.Stranger: real hot.Stranger: good friendYou: M kStranger: after 3 months of crushing on herStranger: i finally get the balls to tell her i like herStranger: we spend the day together.You: 3 months for balls?Stranger: i'm a pusillanimous individualStranger: like.You: True datStranger: so then she decides she doesn't want toStranger: date me.Stranger: EVER.Stranger: so my friend.Stranger: first guy who told me to do itYou: Go on, (gets video camera)Stranger: probly the reason i did itStranger: good video proof!Stranger: decides that he likes her tooStranger: and he goes and asks her outStranger: using my god damn sharpieStranger: i didn't get my loving sharpie back!You: OH MAIStranger: it was my favorite pen!Stranger: GOD DAMNITYou: When I lost my pen at the zoo, I cried with the lions all nightStranger: did the lion's eat your pen?Stranger: cause that would have suckedYou: Naw, a giraffe broke it with its richardStranger: dudeStranger: giraffe richard?Stranger: very loveyStranger: i mean bad...You: How do you think they mate?Stranger: with their tounges.Stranger: or those little antler thingies....You: How do walrus's mate?You: There like shell-less slugs with tusksYou: How do slugs mate?!Stranger: well...they get one of the birds to give the guy a blow jobYou: love IS STRANNGEStranger: but it doesn't swallow...Stranger: then it goes and deposits the load in the chick!You: Cricket loveStranger: i think i would pay to see that.Stranger: but first. i need to shower.Stranger: and sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeepStranger: i should not be up right nowYou: peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel sStranger: its been real sweelStranger: sweweal;dStranger: stuff!You: Yesh, taoking bout animal loveStranger: swealStranger: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!You: talking* =\Stranger: hey.You: You sound liek pig =3You: SWEEEEStranger: some one some where is in to it!Stranger: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEYou: =oStranger: g2gStranger: nighty night!You: Ba byeYour conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: forget YEAHYour conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello thereYou: Hi random stranger.Stranger: a/s/l?Stranger: likewiseYou: No thanks, I don't want to join the Arrangment of loveual Ligers.Stranger: this is 3 opeoStranger: people anywayStranger: que?Stranger: ligres?You: You know, a mix between a lion and a tiger?Stranger: lion tigre weird research, not for me.Stranger: 123456789Stranger: 987654321Stranger: radiator keeYou: Ah.Stranger: Affirmative...Stranger: booooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i hate you.Stranger: hence the 3 opeoYou: Okay.Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Y HELO THARStranger: Hello, do you want to cyber?
Stranger: HiYou: Well, hello.Stranger: I think I'm abusing that doctor / patient relationship that I once saw on that one episode of "ER" where the girl died because she ate a briefcase infected with AIDS or something. Connection imploded.
Stranger: helloStranger: well why don't you go forget yourseldStranger: fYour conversational partner has disconnected.
