Author Topic: Omegle  (Read 6924 times)

Eh, a few dull ones here...
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Stranger: oiii
You: Aye dere matey!
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You: I like...
You: very big...
You: cats.
Stranger: hola
You: Oh hello.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i dont like cats
You: Oh that's a shame.
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Stranger: hi
You: -yawn-
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I made a topic about this already.  Learn to search. :(

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You: roosterS
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heya
Stranger: hi
You: so hows it going?
Stranger: i have a secret message for you
You: sure what is it
Stranger: remember the cupcakes
You: oh I will.
Stranger: splendid!
Stranger: so how are you on this fine day
You: great
You: Why only the cupcakes? :<
You: Am I allowed to remember the brownies?
Stranger: i don't know. the aliens didnt tell more
You: Aw.
Stranger: no i dont think so
You: Silly aliens.
Stranger: dont you like cupcakes?
You: Yes, but cupcakes and brownies together are even better
You: Don't you agree?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: altough my religion doesnt allow brownies
You: What religion?
You: is it veganism
Stranger: no im a chewbacca

You: oh
Stranger: yes
Stranger: its hard
You: Does it allow deer legs?
Stranger: yes
You: Well thats always good, I dunno what I'd do if I couldn't eat deer legs...
Stranger: i have a deer
You: Really?
You: How many feet does it have?
Stranger: no. not really. i didn't know anything else to say
You: aw
Stranger: 4
Stranger: im sorry
You: thats alright
Stranger: that i lied to you
You: :<
Stranger: so tell me about your life
You: Well
You: I work at a Children ripping plant
Stranger: magnificent
You: We take children and we rip their arms a little so they stop crying about the little things in life
You: And by a little, I mean off
You: But close enough, we need to say a little because of legal issues
Stranger: what do you do with the arms then
Stranger: jewerly?
You: Well our company works for McDonalds
You: But

Stranger: i see
You: I've never really known exactly
Stranger: are you the boss of the place
You: No
You: I'm an employee
You: Employee of the month for 6 months straight
Stranger: do you love your job
You: Very much so
Stranger: lovely
Stranger: have you ever seen the rain?
You: Not often
Stranger: i've seen it once
You: I've heard it's purple, is that true?
Stranger: yes it is. and its hot. it burned my flesh off
Stranger: i dont have any toes left
You: oh god!
Stranger: and my lovelife sucks cause nobody wants people with no toes
You: Yes I remember the cupcakes.
You: Eh, gtg the aliens want me to go meet obama.
Stranger: if somebody asks you about the giraffe, then remeber the cupcakes
You: And I left my face in the oven x-x
Stranger: obama is with the giraffe
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Waiting for first responses are worth it.
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Stranger: today my boyfriend placed his snake in my ear

I made a topic about this already.  Learn to search. :(

Maybe he didn't want to bump it. :/

I gave a 14 year old girl a link to meatspin.

I'm using code phrases.

Right now I'm using "The crow dons on the fox at midnight."

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You: So honestly, why haven't we had love yet?
Stranger: hi
You: You treat me like i dont even exist
Stranger: wat
You: See pretending you dont know me
Stranger: haha im a guy
You: I know
You: I loved you for so long already

I gave a 14 year old girl a link to meatspin.
Aren't you the cool guy?


Aren't you the cool guy?
I actually would feel quite bad if it actually was a 14 year old girl. Probably some joker.

dammit i got a federal bureau warning.
alright well im out i guess, bye.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hellooo
Stranger: can i complain about my life to you?
You: Hell yah!

Stranger: swee!
You: Hooray
Stranger: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
You: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORY
Stranger: swe
You: Swe swe
Stranger: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i mean...what?
You: OH MAI
Stranger: so i like this chick
You: I think we were talking about snake...
Stranger: nope
You: Oh nvm
Stranger: i don't like snake's
Stranger: i like boobies.
You: Well thats just swell
Stranger: because boobies are good.
You: I agree
Stranger: so this chick
Stranger: real nice.
Stranger: real hot.
Stranger: good friend
You: M k
Stranger: after 3 months of crushing on her
Stranger: i finally get the balls to tell her i like her
Stranger: we spend the day together.
You: 3 months for balls?
Stranger: i'm a pusillanimous individual
Stranger: like.
You: True dat
Stranger: so then she decides she doesn't want to
Stranger: date me.
Stranger: EVER.
Stranger: so my friend.
Stranger: first guy who told me to do it
You: Go on, (gets video camera)
Stranger: probly the reason i did it
Stranger: good video proof!
Stranger: decides that he likes her too
Stranger: and he goes and asks her out
Stranger: using my god damn sharpie
Stranger: i didn't get my loving sharpie back!
You: OH MAI
Stranger: it was my favorite pen!
Stranger: GOD DAMNIT
You: When I lost my pen at the zoo, I cried with the lions all night
Stranger: did the lion's eat your pen?
Stranger: cause that would have sucked
You: Naw, a giraffe broke it with its richard
Stranger: dude
Stranger: giraffe richard?
Stranger: very lovey
Stranger: i mean bad...
You: How do you think they mate?
Stranger: with their tounges.
Stranger: or those little antler thingies....
You: How do walrus's mate?
You: There like shell-less slugs with tusks
You: How do slugs mate?!
Stranger: well...they get one of the birds to give the guy a blow job
You: love IS STRANNGE
Stranger: but it doesn't swallow...
Stranger: then it goes and deposits the load in the chick!
You: Cricket love
Stranger: i think i would pay to see that.
Stranger: but first. i need to shower.
Stranger: and sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Stranger: i should not be up right now
You: peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel s
Stranger: its been real sweel
Stranger: sweweal;d
Stranger: stuff!
You: Yesh, taoking bout animal love
Stranger: sweal
Stranger: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
You: talking* =\
Stranger: hey.
You: You sound liek pig =3
You: SWEEEE
Stranger: some one some where is in to it!
Stranger: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE
You: =o
Stranger: g2g
Stranger: nighty night!
You: Ba bye
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You: forget YEAH

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Stranger: hello there
You: Hi random stranger.
Stranger: a/s/l?
Stranger: likewise
You: No thanks, I don't want to join the Arrangment of loveual Ligers.
Stranger: this is 3 opeo
Stranger: people anyway
Stranger: que?
Stranger: ligres?
You: You know, a mix between a lion and a tiger?
Stranger: lion tigre weird research, not for me.
Stranger: 123456789
Stranger: 987654321
Stranger: radiator kee
You: Ah.
Stranger: Affirmative...
Stranger: booooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i hate you.
Stranger: hence the 3 opeo
You: Okay.
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WTF!?

Now we get to play: GUESS THE FORUM MEMBER!

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You: Y HELO THAR
Stranger: Hello, do you want to cyber?

Trader?

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Stranger: Hi
You: Well, hello.
Stranger: I think I'm abusing that doctor / patient relationship that I once saw on that one episode of "ER" where the girl died because she ate a briefcase infected with AIDS or something.
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Sounds like someone around here.

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Stranger: hello
Stranger: well why don't you go forget yourseld
Stranger: f
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BlueTeamGuy.