Guys can only get boner's once a week.

[CapTMeaT]

Better hope that one boner a week is at the perfect timing to get sum! :D

[Ad Bot]

[Rughugger]

Pffft, just to spite your girlfriend, I fapped 5 times in the last hour. Could go for another 13, but that's pushing it, huh? lol

[Joker Card]

wait, this whole topic is a lie. guys get them everyday when they wake up

[Valen]

wait, this whole topic is a lie. guys get them everyday when they wake up

it's called the morning wood.

Pffft, just to spite your girlfriend, I fapped 5 times in the last hour. Could go for another 13, but that's pushing it, huh? lol

My records 7.

[Hugums]

My record was eight a day.

Lol noob i maxed out at 10

[Otis Da HousKat]

wait, this whole topic is a lie. guys get them everyday when they wake up

it's called the morning wood.

Oh thanks bros, I didn't know that.

Over the last year I've realized there are more important and better things to do with my time than constantly rub my richard.

[tails]

Oh thanks bros, I didn't know that.

Over the last year I've realized there are more important and better things to do with my time than constantly rub my richard.

Like, Eating?

[Regulith]

Over the last year I've realized there are more important and better things to do with my time than constantly rub my richard.

That, right there, has got to be one of the greatest things I've ever read.

[Rughugger]

That, right there, has got to be one of the greatest things I've ever read.

I think he prefers letting some kiddy do it for him ;)

[NickTheSushi]

ITT: Competition to see who masturbates the most.

[yuki]

Your right arm talks to you?

Sounds like the relationship is going sour IMO, try switching to the left.

I demand compensation for the pretzel I choked on laughing at this.

[NickTheSushi]

I demand compensation for the pretzel I choked on laughing at this.

No compensation for you, you laughed.

Even though it's hilarious.

[Terror]

Isn't the whole fapping deal my terriority?

Unfortunatley I have given up my crown and like Otis, do more productive things with my time and please save the puns about 'reproductive' etc..

[Hugums]

Pfft, faping isn't so great. It can't event crush cars.

[Digmaster]

Over the last year I've realized there are more important and better things to do with my time than constantly rub my richard.

Amen to that.