tribal jokes... topic and are they allowed

[Jaxx]

What's the difference between a black person and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What do black kids get for Christmas?
Your bike. Happened to me.

Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free. In what country?

What is a  black dude on a bike?
Thief. And a night rider.

What is the worst 3 years of a black mans life?
First grade. Nice.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a black person? Yes, they didn't care.

stolen from a site

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[Thorax]

What's the difference between a black person and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What do black kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.

What is a  black dude on a bike?
Thief.

What is the worst 3 years of a black mans life?
First grade.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a black person?

stolen from a site

That's because, so far, all your jokes have sucked.

[Hiiro3293]

Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into blacks

A monday and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares.

[Bisjac]

lol i think I'm the most tribal person here. ive said so much crap.

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white people suck

[Ladios]

I am rather not tribal. I don't like humanity as a whole, but induviduals, I am ok with.

[Bones4]

What's the difference between a monday and a bag of stuff?


The bag.

[Mateo]

Not tribal, but...

A guy and a girl both get in a car wreck. Who was at fault?

The guy. He shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

A guy and a girl both get in a car wreck. Who was at fault?

The guy. He shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.


Women's rights.

[Bones4]

Oh, damn. I thought I found that somewhere else. I've swiped things from both this thread and joke sites. Hmmm...

*Goes off to edit*

[DarthVolga]

Why do jews have big noses? Air is free

How do you get 50 mondays in a compact car? Throw in a welfare check

Why do black women never wear panties at a picnic? To keep the flies off the food

How do you get a monday out of a tree? Cut the rope

JOKES

[Wedge]

tribal jokes?

What's better than a dead tribal hanging a tree?
Ten dead tribals hanging in ten trees!

[Bones4]

What's better than ten dead tribals hanging in ten trees?

One dead tribal hanging in ten trees.

[Mr_Grinch14]

What's better than ten dead tribals hanging in ten trees?

One dead tribal hanging in ten trees.

Wow, the only good joke of the night.

[DrMobius]

What do you get when a black and an asian have a kid?

A car theif who can't drive.

Why are blck people afraid of chainsaws?

Runnn, brother brother brother

[DarthVolga]

I remember all of these from a joke site I googled once. Someone post some original stuff allready