I've never had a girlfriend, my computer is awful, I have no source of income, my shorts are too tight around the waist and it's 80o outside, most of my shirts are black, I can't run most of my games on this computer (too old or too new (forget you Vista)), I have basically no desk space and I can't be bothered to make space, I'm afraid of bees, roosterroaches, and most flying insects (especially wasps oh god I hate wasps), I have around $18.30, I forgot where the instructions for my watch are and it's daylight savings time (so my watch is an hour slow), my gamepad doesn't seem to work with this computer, L4D removes most framerate-improving console commands so I get around 2-5 FPS, I'm holed up in my room all day, and my laptop's keyboard gets really hot at times.
I can answer these problems for you.
Firstly, most of your problems are centered around the computer. That could explain the lack of girlfriend. On the other hand, girlfriends are good, but sometimes it hurts.
I understand your lack of a decent computer, I've had a crap one up until last christmas.
No income could be the result of too much time on the computer. Besides, you might meet that special someone at work...
Too tight shorts are one of two things: You outgrew them or you're fatter.
Can't really change the weather so you're stuck like that.
Buy more shirts that aren't black.
An income could answer your lack of decent computer.
Is the deskspace in RL or virtual? Either way, you're just being lazy.
I hate insects...
Lack of money is due to lack of income.
Google helps with watches.
Again, income could supply you with a better computer to allow you to use a gamepad.
Again again, you need an income.
There are these crazy things called doors, they let you leave rooms.
That's just being picky.
I don't mean any offence by this, I was just really bored.
