Hi, many of you know me as that lovable eventer Hugums. But what you don't know about me is that I'm, in fact, quite dead. I've been dead for about 4 months now and i have to say that when my time came i thought my life would flash before my eyes and there'd be a blinding light then I'd be up at the pearly gates. But no I woke up in bed and went about my death, no drama at all. And another thing, no one held a funeral for me or even mourned my passing, in fact people still refer to me as though I'm sitting next to them, some people actually talk to me. I suppose they see my ghost. If anyone can figure out why I didn't go to heaven/hell/purgatory please tell me. My body's buried and my final wishes have been fulfilled so I can't figure out for the death of me why I'm still here. Well I'm going to go visit my grave then brood over a moore I'll talk later.
Tl;dr, I'm dead.
Ghost edit: My crotch itches almost constantly :/
