My dad cut himself. D:

[Plasmus]

Let me say something before my story starts.
HE DID THIS ON ACCIDENT.
So dont say he is emo.

Ok so today my dad was going to have some big barbeque with Hot Dogs and Hamburgars.
We invite all our freinds,Get Choklate cake,and JUST as he gets ready for cooking he cuts himself opening the hog dog bag with a knife.
He has to go to the hospital for stiches.
Poor Dad D:

tl;dr My dad cut himself and the party was ruined.

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[n0cturni]

I was actually expecting this thread to be one of those "He did it on accident" threads.

The kind where everyone thinks he is emo.

[CapTMeaT]

inb4saying emo

[Sandvich]

He's emo

[Green Link]

Emo father is emo

[General Omega]

Do not store razer blades next to the bath tub again.

[T-Clogger]

I'm sure it was an accident. That's what he wants you to think.

[Harm94]

He's emo

Emo father is emo

I'm sure it was an accident. That's what he wants you to think.

All three of you can rot.

[FrAgGEr]

How the forget do you cut yourself opening a hot dog bag. Obviously you point the knife away from you.

And a lot of hot dog bags are like resealable.

[Reformist]

Scissors for the win.

[Flying Ace]

inb4saying emo

too late.

I was actually expecting this thread to be one of those "He did it on accident" threads.

The kind where everyone thinks he is emo

[Messes]

He needs to know that hot dog bun packages come with an opening that is twist tied.

[Hugums]

I sliced my arm once D: had to get 18 stitches. Sucked

[Netwars4]

those darn bags of wieners, always causing trouble
*shakes head*

[blaman]

Did you punish the hotdog bag?