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http://www.teamfortress.com/sniperupdate/

So that thing that we though was 'Payload Race' in the scout update... They are releasing it!

Also above that, the N64 TF2 smash bros intro, I swear, it is so creepy because i saw that the day before that update came to the page! TF2 is stalking me, I know it :D

edit: I are supah excited for this update, cause Australians + Assassins + Bows and Arrows + Doomsday Device... Well, I am going to love this update. Will lag like hell on the weather inflicted map though
« Last Edit: May 14, 2009, 04:41:16 PM by oromis »

Quote from: TF2 Sniper Update
The Razorback is a beautiful hand-carved tribal shield, built using indigenous techniques passed from father to son since before recorded time. Sometimes the old ways really are the best ways. And after using the Razorback in the field, we quickly discovered this was not one of those times.

All the tribal craftsmanship in the world, it turns out, cannot stop a modern butter knife. So we taped a car battery to it. Sure, the added weight of the redesigned Razorback’ll slow you down a little. But any poor sap dumb enough to backstab you while you’re sporting one is getting a surprise to the tune of 10,000 volts. Plus, if they want to stab you again, they’ll have to wait until their knife cools down. Which is lucky for you, since the Razorback collapses into a million finely crafted pieces after a single stab.

Click the right arrow on the day counter. Also: lolspies.

WHAT THE forget HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STAB THEM ALL NOW?

WHAT THE forget HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STAB THEM ALL NOW?

Clever use of the Electro-Sapper?

Spah sappin my snoipah!

Hint: "since the Razorback collapses into a million finely crafted pieces after a single stab."

So its released on tuesday.

Hint: "since the Razorback collapses into a million finely crafted pieces after a single stab."
So I herd no more spies?

Nah, revolvers are pretty good, and depending on the sniper's reaction time, you could get 2 or 3 shots in him, which could kill him. I think the revolver does around 60 damage close range?

Nah, revolvers are pretty good, and depending on the sniper's reaction time, you could get 2 or 3 shots in him, which could kill him. I think the revolver does around 60 damage close range?
While it shocks him I imagine he can't do anything while you turn around to cap him in the face/cut him to cereal-sized pieces (depends what weapon it replaces).

Yeah, you could always just facestab.

Yeah, you could always just facestab.

Yes you could, but I prefer to get my kills quicker :P

Quote
Revolver     6     24     55-60 (120 crit) [fast reload]
Knife     N/A     N/A     28-54 (No random crit, but an instant kill if you backstab a target while standing in a 180° area behind them.)



I bet it's fake, that would be WAY overpowered in my opinion, watch would suck.

I bet it's fake, that would be WAY overpowered in my opinion, watch would suck.

But the Sandman is real.