Author Topic: Kingdom Hearts II  (Read 1849 times)

The story in the first game was basically this:

"Oh no my bff and love interest are... somewhere. There are these evil things that do philosophically bad things to people, man that stuff is so deep. I need to find my friends before they die or something OH WOW WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE??"

The second game:

"Well I have no loving idea what's going on, apparently those evil things that were relevant in the last game are still around just not as important now there's the gay people with all the loving zippers, they are obviously the new bad guys, also I still need to find my bff and love interest who I found but lost again go me! HOLY stuff IS THAT MICKEY MOUSE OVER THERE?? HE'S LIKE A loving JEDI"

The story in the first game was basically this:

"Oh no my bff and love interest are... somewhere. There are these evil things that do philosophically bad things to people, man that stuff is so deep. I need to find my friends before they die or something OH WOW WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE??"

The second game:

"Well I have no loving idea what's going on, apparently those evil things that were relevant in the last game are still around just not as important now there's the gay people with all the loving zippers, they are obviously the new bad guys, also I still need to find my bff and love interest who I found but lost again go me! HOLY stuff IS THAT MICKEY MOUSE OVER THERE?? HE'S LIKE A loving JEDI"
MY POWAR IS MAH FRENDS! OHAI MICKEY LET'S HUG AND KILL PEOPLE WITH ZIPPERS!

MY POWAR IS MAH FRENDS! OHAI MICKEY LET'S HUG AND KILL PEOPLE WITH ZIPPERS!
AKA unknowns(really thats there name)

Final Fantasy + Disney = DIE ASDF

Excuse me?
Me and him were talking yesterday and he showed me the topic. What he is trying to say is that where do all of the Disney worlds tie in to the story.

Me and him were talking yesterday and he showed me the topic. What he is trying to say is that where do all of the Disney worlds tie in to the story.

You have to save them all. Not everyone ties into the story. I think the worlds are meant for like fun and stuff. And for better weapons.

If you wanna mash buttons without all the crappy story and such, play a Dynasty Warriors game.

You know what they say, squeals aren't better than the first one.

« Last Edit: May 16, 2009, 04:24:06 PM by Spaceblockhead »

AKA unknowns(really thats there name)

Uuuuuh...... Nobodys?

You know what they say, squeals aren't better than the first one.
Unless it's Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2, or Armored Core for Answer.
But I guess those games were made to be better, rather than loving handicapped.