Author Topic: Pencil Wars  (Read 5363 times)

Back in the day, around 4th grade I used to have a lot of pencils.

     Pencils mainly used for writing in schools or offices, however when your a student with a great imagination those pencils turn into spaceships. One by one epic battles of great proportion and potentials go head to head in a star-wars like motion. Suddenly the pens join the battle, better quality and more equipped for battle. The pen clip suddenly becomes the frontal assault cannon, and the pencil eraser transfigures into a rocket booster to increase the speed mobility.

    As the pencils increase to attacking speed they fly side by side. In his minds eye the student sees openings, tiny titanium blast doors opening, rail gunners, cannon operator, and grenade launchers merge to hit the enemy with all their force. Of course a pencil stands a small chance against a pen.

     The pen needs only to fire its frontal assault cannon to overcome the pencils deflector shield, and penetrate the metal hull. As the pencil vents atmosphere life support systems are compromised. Soon after the ship will be on emergency power, and will have to redirect power from the eraser engines to the gravity generator. The pencil will then crash land on the surface of the desk, rather then blasting the pencil to smithereens, the pen will prepare a boarding party, they cannot afford to pass by the opportunity to gather critical intelligence.

     The surviving members of the pencils crew will be preparing to fight the boarding party, mounted autoturrets, and a determined crew armed with assault rifles, sawed off shotguns and SMG's, that will be the resistance against the boarding party of the pen. Yet they stand little chance against the boarding party. Pens carry hundreds if not thousands of members for the boarding crew.

It will clearly be an epic battle. Who wins? That is entirely up to you? You have until the bell rings, Good luck.


Written for fun. I still do this sometimes...I love my imagination.

Lolololololol! You use a pen. Ha, beat my Marker.

Haha just kidding, Yes i could see how this would be 'fun' in elementary school. Not very fun in High school/ middle.

Lolololololol! You use a pen. Ha, beat my Marker.

Haha just kidding, Yes i could see how this would be 'fun' in elementary school. Not very fun in High school/ middle.
It still is fun.


Yeah well... Beat my transforming monster space craft within the deep crevices of Ziponia caverns located in the Leviarion Star system... Otherwise known as my richard :D

Dual-tipped ion sharpie.


This is the kind of thing that happens to me all the time



Only it's usually not spaceships, just epic halo-style battles carried out by minifigs, fingers or small humanoid figures with toothpicks and other stuff

And it's actually mostly hand to hand, or really short range weapons

Haha I used to do this in elementary school.

Actually fighting someone else with them is funner, but I used to do this all the time.

I always hit my friends with pens. Especially heavy ones, I whip it really hard... Once I complete my 20 BIC pen cap sword, I will be the ruler of the school >:D

I always hit my friends with pens. Especially heavy ones, I whip it really hard... Once I complete my 20 BIC pen cap sword, I will be the ruler of the school >:D

DUN DUN DUN DEE DUN. Whip it. Whip it good.

I made a eraser car in 2nd grade. the eraser corners as weapons/boosters and the reg. ones as cargo/passengers. I also had a eraser shaped as a computer as a control area.


was the battle something like this...



i used to do this all the time, twas fun.
made like a hole saga out of it, still finnishing in =P