I will stuff my pants.

[Ghoul]

lol you people get scared of video games. Obviously haven't had any real life Near-death experiences yet.

Because everyone almost dies every day.

[Ad Bot]

[Rughugger]

You'd be surprised if you actually went outside once in a while.

[Packer]

Near-death experiences yet.

3 Times already.

[Ghoul]

You'd be surprised if you actually went outside once in a while.

Because everyone is almost killed by going outside.

[Rughugger]

I work as a driver. I go through 7 near-death experiences a day, at minimum. People on their damn cell phones and impatient drivers or both are usually what does it.

[fierscream]

Sure.

[ChexGuy331]

I work as a driver. I go through 7 near-death experiences a day, at minimum. People on their damn cell phones and impatient drivers or both are usually what does it.

cool story br0.

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[In My Crosshairs]

you will die if you play doom 3. Did you know that everyone that plays doom 3 has a 100% mortality rate? Know why thats true? Because everyone dies!

[Packer]

you will die if you play doom 3. Did you know that everyone that plays doom 3 has a 100% mortality rate? Know why thats true? Because everyone dies!

Bad joke.

[Packer]

I work as a driver. I go through 7 near-death experiences a day, at minimum. People on their damn cell phones and impatient drivers or both are usually what does it.

Oh I thought we where talking critical condition, like possible death from injury.

[Snip3r]

3 Times already.

ooh, I wanna hear :3

[Rughugger]

Oh I thought we where talking critical condition, like possible death from injury.

Had a couple of those as well.

6 months old, had pyloric stenosys and the doctors didn't have the convenience of kiddie sized tools. I was "clinically dead" for 2 minutes. Obviously don't remember it but I've been told by parents.

12 years old, I was hit by a truck. That I remember very well.

[Riot]

It's freaky to die for a while and come back to life later on, or you wake up in a coffin

[Riot]

Oh and did you guys know that dying is naturaly not part of life, we are imortal but our cells get dammeged which causes wrinkles, then when you get too many cells to handle your system shuts down.

New discoverys coming in every day.

[fierscream]

Oh and did you guys know that dying is naturaly not part of life, we are imortal but our cells get dammeged which causes wrinkles, then when you get too many cells to handle your system shuts down.

New discoverys coming in every day.

stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff! NOT TRUE! I think...