What would you do if...

[Altered]

I'd beat in the face of whoever told me to do that with the hammer.

WWYDI you got a phone call that told you you had won a million American dollars?

[Ad Bot]

[Pliny]

Yell at the caller, saying I won´t fall for their tricks.

WWYDI crackers could

[Man 2]

I'd stay in and play Fable all day long.

WWYDI you were tied to a runway with a Boeing 747 taxiing toward you?

[Pliny]

Wonder how I could be tied to a runway with no feasible fastening points for rope, and how the pilots would somehow not see me.

WWYDI you had a cat that gave birth to turtles?

[Altered]

Nothing.

WWYDI you were raped by an ugly male?

[Man 2]

Pull out the ugly male elimination system.

WWYDI there was an AIRBORNE TORNADICANE INVASION? (like an airborn disease, except it infects nobody and spreads tornado-hurricane hybrids throughout the world)

[Camera]

I would be safe.

What would you do if everything can 1-Hit KO you.

[Spartan923]

I would wrap myself in bubble wrap :D

What would you do if a bomb was glued to the back of your head?

[Col.Burton]

Dismantle my head.

WWYDI If the schoolgirl Didn't get raped?

[--LegoPepper--]

Nothing.

WWYDI you're computer had the red ring of death?

[BassCrossMegaman1]

I would Hit it and restart it

What would you do if I came into your home at night and stealed your Items, like your TV Or your food that i like

[supermarioguy!]

I would Hit it and restart it

What would you do if I came into your home at night and stealed your Items, like your TV Or your food that i like

I would call the police to arrest me cause I would pwn the life out of you!

What would you do if a zombie apocolips started?

[supermarioguy!]

:P

[supermarioguy!]

Wonder how I could be tied to a runway with no feasible fastening points for rope, and how the pilots would somehow not see me.

WWYDI you had a cat that gave birth to turtles?

I would Frick out....well if it had a turle as a husban :P

[Sk8rGameFreak]

I would call the police to arrest me cause I would pwn the life out of you!

What would you do if a zombie apocolips started?

Nothing. There is no such thing as an "Apocolips" But an Apocalypse on the other hand, I would kill them.

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