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i would say candlejack and the-

what would you do if you could have all legos in the world, but you must kill your family.

No deal!

What would you do if you could only say both for any option you were given. Say both, or say nothing?


i would do

what would you do if a pirate zombie ninja ate your cat(or other animal, if you have none your favrite human, and if your alone, your right foot)?

I'd kick that swamp rat with my left foot.

EDIT: What would you do if you had to kill your soul or your mind?

I don't believe in "souls", so I'd "kill" that.
What would you do if Left 4 Dead 2 was delayed until January 2010?

I'd write an angry letter and spam it everywhere.

What would you do if a = b, b = c, and a - b = c were the same?

I'd burn my maths homework.

What would you do if a Hobo offered you some jam?

I'd burn my maths homework.

What would you do if a Hobo offered you some jam?
Kick him in the nuts!
What would you do if Badspot offerd you Admin?

Say yes.

What would you do if a panda came into your home and assulted your mum?

Cook it. Panda burgers Ftw

What if Ö̵̴͖̹̪̥͖̤ͤͩ̽ͬ̓ͯ́Ḧ̶̨̰̦̥̝̻̦̰̈́͐͗ͬ̓ ͈̰͔͖̣͓͍ͬ̊̇̋̃ͮͭ̃͜͢G̡̛̥̞̗̦̥̜͎̟̓́ͧͯ̆̈́́Ȯ̶̢̟̳̦̙̃̒͛ͣ͌̀D̬̝̮̬͚ͯ̋͐̍ͦͤ̅̇̐͠ͅ ̴̨͍̺͍̬͍̲̩̊̏̇͊W̶̴̖̼̦͔̫͌̈́̀͐̋̄ͯH̒̍͋ͦͬ̇ͧ̚͏̵̞̼̻͚̻A̋̒̐̃҉̬̼̣̣̺̙͇T̴̴̴̖̣͓̰̜͌ͭ̄̄̏ͥͮ͐ ̛ͭ͂ͤ͛ͯ͊̅̎͠҉͉̳͕̦̺̞̱T̶̸͍̳̜̲̪͉ͭ̈́ͭ̔̾̽̀͑̏H̸͈̖͕͌ͥ́ͩͥ͠Ẹ̜̳͍͉̥̘̣̀̌ͨͩ͊͟͠ ͕̒̀̒͊̂͗͟F̧̭̉̈͝͠U̲͓̭͖̙̫͇ͫ̍̚͝C̞̝̘͒̓̅͒̐̌ͮ̿͟K̸͖̠ͦ̈ͦ͢!̞̤̰͕̜̈̍͢

Cook it. Panda burgers Ftw

What if Ö̵̴͖̹̪̥͖̤ͤͩ̽ͬ̓ͯ́Ḧ̶̨̰̦̥̝̻̦̰̈́͐͗ͬ̓ ͈̰͔͖̣͓͍ͬ̊̇̋̃ͮͭ̃͜͢G̡̛̥̞̗̦̥̜͎̟̓́ͧͯ̆̈́́Ȯ̶̢̟̳̦̙̃̒͛ͣ͌̀D̬̝̮̬͚ͯ̋͐̍ͦͤ̅̇̐͠ͅ ̴̨͍̺͍̬͍̲̩̊̏̇͊W̶̴̖̼̦͔̫͌̈́̀͐̋̄ͯH̒̍͋ͦͬ̇ͧ̚͏̵̞̼̻͚̻A̋̒̐̃҉̬̼̣̣̺̙͇T̴̴̴̖̣͓̰̜͌ͭ̄̄̏ͥͮ͐ ̛ͭ͂ͤ͛ͯ͊̅̎͠҉͉̳͕̦̺̞̱T̶̸͍̳̜̲̪͉ͭ̈́ͭ̔̾̽̀͑̏H̸͈̖͕͌ͥ́ͩͥ͠Ẹ̜̳͍͉̥̘̣̀̌ͨͩ͊͟͠ ͕̒̀̒͊̂͗͟F̧̭̉̈͝͠U̲͓̭͖̙̫͇ͫ̍̚͝C̞̝̘͒̓̅͒̐̌ͮ̿͟K̸͖̠ͦ̈ͦ͢!̞̤̰͕̜̈̍͢




T̴̩̣ͪǒ̵̘̲̘̋͋ͩ̈̕ ͍͔̣̓͝ḭ̢̤͉̣͚̑̄ͣ͊ͪ͂̚nͫ̉ͯ̓̓̂̏͒͏͈̫̭͢v̧͓̣̫̙̱ͬỏ̗̰͓̏̋̓͜k̜͖͖̺͈̭̔ͨ̅̕͞e̺̤̞̼̙̼̞̎ͭͯ͐ͨ̋͑̓ͅ ̛̮̲̞̣̼̰͕̤͐͆ͭ̑ͬ͆̇̄̽͝t̻̪̬̫̹̥͓͚̲ͫ̊́h̸̯͔͉̅ͧ̾e̡̡̢̪̝̫̣̥͎ͤ̅ͫͭ̌͑̂̓ͮͅ ̸̟̯͙̐̒ͪh̫͖̗̖͈̘͔̱̻ͧͯ̕i̡̜̺͔̪͙͉̜̲̾͛͝v̴͔̯̦̌͟͠e̷̜̘͈͛̎͗ͭ̌ͣ͋̍-̧̦̤̺̹̰̝̯̖ͫͬ̈́̐̑̏m̝̙̈̑̍ͯ͆ì̮̱̪͉̲̱ͤ̏̑ͮ͗͌̒͟n̙̯̒d̵̠̦̪̰͚̝̞̖ͮ͌ͪ̎̊ͦ̈́͐ ̢̩̝̯̥̈́͐̿͛͘͢r̶̛̗̞ͨ͐͆̃̒̎́e̸̮̱̪̮̫ͯ̆͂̈̒ͤ̔ͬ͡ͅp͚̜̹̲̖̝̠̻̑͜͡r̽̈́̔ͧͯ̈́͒̾͏̬͓̝̱e̼͈̟̙̭̩̳̔͗s̯͖̳̬͚̰͗ͨ̓͂̔ē̵̙̬̻̯̟̺̾ͦ̄ͯͤ̿n̢̛̹̲͓̭̣̫̭͓̑́ͅt̛͖̺̰͚̭͒͋͂̄̄͞į̬̣̘͛̔̑ͬ̌n̷̨̧̝͉̱̰͖̤̣̬͋͗̀̎̈́g̸͈̮̙ͣ̀ͪͦ̓ͬ̽͑ͧ ̵͙͐̀͊̇͘͠ç̛̞̀̇̄̒̚͢h͉̠̙̥̲̖͔̩̃̃̇͝͞a̾̿ͬ͆ͧ̚͢͜҉͓õ̖̪̱͚͗̅ͫ͡͡s̸͖͎̜̝͊̀.̷̳̱͉̗̞͚̫̮̎̎́̈́ ̪͇̤̗̊ͥͯͬ̏̅̔̕͘
̩̟͇̤͈͕̫̹̟̀ͭ͢I̷̯̦̳̦͌̈n̩̰͇̬̜̠̤ͣ̇͟ͅv̢̬̲͉̞̭͕͊͛͆ͮ̐̀ͧͪͨ͘ö̯̥̩̪̬͔̦́̒ͥ͊̐͒ͧ̅͢k̞̦̹͕̙̮͌̎ͬ́́i̘̠̥͈̹̜̥̊̌͛ͨ͑ͬ͝n̵̲̜̑ͬͦͯͦ̽͆͂̋́͘g̢̹͎̈́̇̂͛̈͞ͅ ̣͙̹̳͕̳̋͋̈ṭ̷̡ͤ̈̉͌̓̍̎͋ȟ̵̬̗͇̙̻̗͙̱ͥ̕e̡̫̫͎͇̜͕̙̟ͪͨ͊̈̾ ̮̮̙̟̾̉ͪ͑͆̔ͣ̕f̢̓͛ͫ͆͏̜͔̝̭̞̼̰̥e̫̗̣̤͕̪̽͗eͧ̍͏҉̗̟͠l̴̠̥̯̤̬̱̱̟̉͑̄̌̊ͫĩ̜͕͇͍͔̣͌̃̒̾̋̀n̷̤͍͚̳̟̩̳͎̈̄͂̀͘ḡ̲͈̞̤̺̗̺͕̆̈́͗ͫ͗̌ͩ͝ ̪̮̹̼͇̫̟͋̈oͤͪͨ͑̈́̋͗̊͏̯͕̜̫̝̩̠̰͕͡f̵̢͕̘͕͓̺̙̔̒ͯ̎̾̔͞ ͨ̊͌ͤ҉͎͈̘͕͚̺̫̥͚͘c̸̹͙̮͉̮̤͍͇̎ͤ͛ͮ̒̾̄ͧ̀̕h̻ͥ̑̔͌̍ͅa̵̶̡̩̹͎̮ͪ̇̐̀̄͗ͩo̱̜̭̗̭̭͓̒̊͝sͨ͛҉̩͓͇.̜̫̭̫̰͇̰̙͋̐̒̌ͮ̈́ͥͬͨ ̶̨̭̫͉̪ͯ̀ͩ͂ͭ̀ͩ͑ͅ
̨̜̝̣͙ͣ̒͋̌̌͌̇̂̃͢ͅW̞͎͑͛̐͋̄͢i̵̪̩͉̗͔̣͚ͫ̉̏͌̌̉͌̆ͅt̵͖̭̻̀ͨh̡̘̭̱̱̅̑̅̾͂ͭͨ ͥ̒͏̸͍̦͇̪̼̫̝̞ͅo̿ͩ͏̧̺͔̺̣̠̦͚͟ù͚͇̺̖̹͈͈ͭ͂͌͂ͦ͐̇̕ț͓͖̪̺̺̥ͣ̍ͧͮ͐ͬ̓ͭ̓ ̨̝̖͚̜̺̫̓ͤ̑ͥ̽̽ͧ̒͛o̷̫ͨ͒̀ͧ̃̚r̺̖͙ͤ̏͒͛d̙̝̙͉̘̯̍̄͒͘e̶͗͐͏̰̺̻r̶̳̃ͤ͗͋̎̎ͤ͑͒͜.̨ͦ͏̤̗ ̞̯͓̝̬̜̖ͭ̀͠͞
̢̘͈ͣT̛͈̻̹͎̭͙̣̩̑̄̓̐̔̍ͭ͞͠ͅh̷̶͇͗̆ͅe͍͊ͮ̉̓ͥ̚͘͜ͅ ̶̧͉̮̜̩̣͚̮͑ͧ̋Ņ̙̫̎̔̋ͪ͝͠e͔̾̐̓̽ͬͮ͐̂͢z̢̯̺̖͎͉̗̺̆̄̌̂͐̋̃̎̈́́͞ͅp̥̬̜͓ͥ̋ͫ̍̀e͓̪̟̮͈̘̿̒ͮ̀r̷̩̣̠͉̮̠̫̆̓͘͜d̹͇͒̃ͦͯ̈i̮̫̤͍̣̳̙͋ͩ͗͐ͭ̊͠â͕̰͕̝͓͎̣̲̋͂̎n͒̋ͩ̆̒҉̰̘͈͢ ̛̟̭͍͓̞̜̗̯ͨ͞͡h̴̰͚̪͍̞ͩi̩̳͎̻̙̻͌́̅̍͑̇͠v̢̧̹̣͙̺̟̖͉͐͋ͤ̔͠e̶͚͖̺̪̭ͮ̉ͣ̾̑ͨ̑̀͠-̴̈́̉̽ͯ̍̈͞͏͔̺̙̳͍̜̙m̵̶̛̭̼̥̮̝̦̟͚͑̎ͪ̿̐̇̌̿͑i̥̖̤̐͗̇͊ͫņ̛̹̳̤̖̼̺̬̙̐̋͑ͤͨ͌̽̕d̡̛̘̻̯̎ͧͭ̈͋͌̌̅̍ ̬̼̬̥̥̣̌̒͛͆͢͞o̶̤̮͓͉̙̰̲͐ͦ̐̉͂̓̊f͇ͤͨͯ̌͋ ̫̗̉͛ͪ̒̽̚͟ç̘̲̭͎̫̠͚̗̿ͯ̀͌̕h̊͂ͮ͌̏̔̆͌҉̹͇͉̹͈͇ͅa̗̺̝̪ͭͨ͞ơ̪̮͚̱̩̝̻͔̔̋̎̒͞ͅs̸̢͉͈̻͚ͨͭ͛ͨ̓͋̎̑͟.͚̯͚̭͍̲ͯͬ̔ ̶̫͔̜͇͆ͮͩ̎̉ͥ̄̓̕͢ͅZ͛̚͏̣͈a͍̟̙͖̞̎ͯ̔̓ͦͧ͟l̪̦̘̖̤͈̝̭ͨͫ̆g̷̤̣͂̋͊ͩ̍͟ͅo͖͉̼̬͗̔̀̄̌̀.̴̬̦̖̻͊ͨ͂͒̾ ̛͚̼̺̩̭͕͇̺̝̑ͤ̊̊͛̿ ̡̛̤̺̦ͩͬ́
̧͓͚̞̠̃̌͂ͣ̈͢H̪̹͎̱̜̙̗̅̍͌ͣͩ͑ḙ̡̘̳̝ͭͭ̀͡ ̧͍̠͇͔͖͉̾͊́ͦͩ͊͆ͥ̚w̸̤̬̫̞̬͍̟̼͊̔ͭ̎͌̊̂͌ͫ̀h̘̥̦͍ͦͧ̋̔̉̽̒͗̓ö̝̳͖̝̫́͂ͬ̓̀͞ ̴͈̦͍̪͓̞̠̊͗ͦW̡̥̰̼̺̑͂ͪ́̾͡aͬͤ҉̝̖̀͟ï̶̫͕͍̿̈͂̊t̨̬͔̞̪͖͈̓ͨͨͣs̹͈͖̳̹͉̞̩͛ͬͨ͡ ̷͍̜̗̗͓̲̟̜ͬͩ̚B̸̔̑͂̑҉̼̪̫̹̺̲̺ͅe̮̲̭̜̤̦͒̆͒̈́͑̐ͮ̀h̿̍͂̈́͛̽҉̩̠i̲͈̣̳̹̬̭̗̔͢n̛͍̣̮̘͚̼ͯͨ͟ͅd͍͓̬͒̑̅͂͗̈́͋ ̸̧̩̦͓̺̖̱̰̔̿̾ͭT̖͍̩͚ͩͩ̌̓͊ͩ̌̚͢͞ẖ̻͕̤̦̜̩̓͡e͖̱̹̹̞̎ ̻̭̫ͨ̌̾ͩ̊͐͟Ẅ̸̱̱͂ͯ͞a̞̹̭͓ͣ͊̃̄̊͊ͣ̐̚l̸̫̦̖̥ͣ̀̀̚ͅļ̶̥͈̜̭̼̞̦̳͋̒͗͘.̰̔͛̿̐̅̐́ ̵̜̘̞̺̟̩̼̋ͥ̈́̇̚
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What would you do if judgement day came?
« Last Edit: October 28, 2009, 06:17:37 PM by Ryuu »

I'd say I wish to go to Heaven.


What would you do if you were God?

Just chill, I suppose.

What would you do if the U.S. (Or wherever you live) was nuked and you were the only survivor?

Become a necrophiliac.

What would you do if your house burned down, killing your fish and platypus?