What would you do if...

[Joeboy]

YOU BROKE THE SPACE/TIME CONTINUUM. YOU FORGOT TO DO A "What would you do if..."

okok,

what would you do if your nose turned into a tarantula?

[Ad Bot]

[Sarge]

Breathe through my mouth.

What would you do if you couldn't do what you wanted to do. Because of Parkinson's.

[oromis]

I would Park in the son. Ahaha...ha..

What would you do if you actually laughed at the above bad joke?

[*Magick* Mage]

I would cry, Mr. Idea Stealer :c

What would you do if Obama exploded?

[Blobeh]

Celebrate.

What would you do if you were cool?

[Menen]

Id be cool.

What would you do if you could have anything you wanted instantly, but everytime you got something someone died.

[Tremrist]

I would ask for everything in the world and then only 1 person would die.

What would you do if you couldn't talk for 2 years.

[Niblic]

I would go online chat with my friends.

What if....

[Isjix]

You exploded?

What if you were surrounded by cops pointing guns at you?

[Pliny]

Ask them why they were wasting their time on a pointless speck like me.

What would you do if you had a shotgun, but no ammo or ammo stores?

[Doorman]

I would turn the shotgun into a bat.

What would you do if Tuesday was the new Monday?

[Madmitten]

Id hate Tuesdays

What would you do if Valve and steam never existed?

[Isjix]

I would be crying bored and think all the games in the world were cheap crap. Steam/valve is why I got a gaming computer :D

What if your homework blew up? and had to start back in first grade?

[LaCuckooRacha]

I would laugh at the homework for being sent to first grade.

What would you do if you were a fish and were stuck on dry land?

[Muzzles56]

Eat my fingers

What would you do if you had swine flu, but the vaccine made it worse?