What would you do if...

[The Russian]

Bitch slap her.

What would you do if Cookie Monster took over the world?

[Ad Bot]

[Kapturrith]

 I'd join him.

What would you do if your best friend made you a sandwich and put a bird in it?

[The Russian]

Throw it at him.

What would you do if there were no more condoms?

[Kapturrith]

I'd stay away from prostitutes.

What you do if somebody besides The Russian posted below me?

[Doorman]

I'd do this.

What would you do if your favorite soda stopped being produced?

[The Russian]

I'd go on a killing spree in real life.

What would you do if there were no prostitutes?

[Kapturrith]

I wouldn't buy condoms anymore. Wait...

Would you do if Badspot died?

[Camera]

Tell his mom to take over.

What would you do if you had 1 apple, 2 oranges and 3 pears?

[Moppy]

Start a Fuit and produce store.

What would you do with A game boy and a blender?

[masterockets]

see if you can get the gameboy working using the blender like a generator

what would you do if you owned a spy "cloak and dagger", a time watch, and an ant farm?

[Lord Elavier]

Get the cloak on, head fowards in time 1 million years when there are no ants, go to the black market, sell the ants, get 1 bil, head back to our time and live a wealthy life.

What would you do if I said what would you do if I said what would you do?

[Pliny]

Start drooling.

What would you do if your country was forced into submission by another?

[jirue]

I would move to that country 

What would you do if a flying monkey broke through your window right now, with a machine gun.

[Paw]

Call the police with my banana phone and then throw it to run away

What would you do if your dog bit you

[Riot]

In real life i would hit him back

What would you do if you were taking a stuff of quarters that were coming out sideways