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Throw a cat on them
What would you do if ____

I'd ____
What would you DO A BARREL ROLL

I can do a barell roll, so HA

What would you do if all food turned into bread and all drink turned into water?

Eat the bread and drink the water.

What would you do if you started to hallucinate into hearing someone tell you to kill yourself?

I'd say, "No, man, I"m not into that..." Making everyone around me think I'm crazy.

What would you do if some random guy came up to you and kissed you passionately?

Kick his ass.

What would you do if Doorman
came up to you and kissed you passionately?

I'd stab him with a knife

What would you do if you startes seeing "<3" spray painted everywhere?

I'd Eat a beer and drink a bucket of nachos...
What would you do if your condom broke right before you spermed...

I'd say osht.

What would you do if your computer crashed as you were typing the response to this post?

I'd say, "GOD DAMN loving rooster stuffTING PIECE OF CRAP COMPUTER! NOT AGAIN!"

What would you do if deoderant never existed?

Kick his ass.

What would you do if Doorman
You had to ask that didn't you? :P



...ces a tiaW ?sdrawkcab deklat I fi od uoy dluow tahW

I'd say I can read backwards.

What would you do if you could read forwards?

You had to ask that didn't you? :P
Yes :P

I'd divide by zero.

What would you do if you were turned into a giant, raw steak and there were 10 hungry pit bulls 2 feet away from you?

I'd fire mah lazer at them.

What would you do if you met Badspot in person?

Be very nice.

What would you do if I could divide by zero without any paradoxes/universe exploding?