Author Topic: Zombie Invasion  (Read 13131 times)

I would go upstairs and get my aunts gun, then try to find a gun store and get the ammo, then I would go back to my house and cade all the doors(I have 3 doors, lots of furniture though) and then cut up all my wood in the house so my bunks(it has like 10 peices in it)

Since everything always happens in the USA, I'd be happy about no zombie invasion here. :D

Crank Generator
Canned Food
Medical Supplies
Fresh Water
Ear Plugs (the non-stop zombie moans can reak havoc with your sanity)
Crowbar
Bolt Action Rifle
Handgun
Ammo
iPod (It will keep up my morale)
Jess (I will protect her with my rock hard abs)
Hold up in the top floor of an office building, disabling the elevator, and if possible, destroying the stairs.

So maybe I read Zombie Survival Guide.

Wanna fight about it?
« Last Edit: May 24, 2009, 08:47:01 AM by pingpeppy »

I had a dream about a zombie invasion last night, but this is what I'd do.


I'd pick up my dad's old revolver from the basement, and get on my bike to ride to the local gunstore. There I would pick up ammo and load my revolver, and

maybe pick up a shotgun aswell. I'd take my metal bat with me, too. And kill zombies and find survivors. We'd then form a gang called the "Uber Killing Zombie

Owning Squad of Death" Or the UBKZQSD. That's pretty much it.


So maybe I read Zombie Survival Guide.

Wanna fight about it?
No, but I want you to come with me

I had a dream about a zombie invasion last night, but this is what I'd do.


I'd pick up my dad's old revolver from the basement, and get on my bike to ride to the local gunstore. There I would pick up ammo and load my revolver, and

maybe pick up a shotgun aswell. I'd take my metal bat with me, too. And kill zombies and find survivors. We'd then form a gang called the "Uber Killing Zombie

Owning Squad of Death" Or the UBKZQSD. That's pretty much it.



The shotgun isn't as effective as you might think. The only way to kill them is to destroy the brain.

Also, the metal bat will get worn out quickly. The best melee weapons to use are the crowbar, and/or a hand hatchet.

And if you can get your hands on a tank, that would be helpful.

I would get the essentials:

Shampoo
Soap

DVDs
Laptop
Water
Flashlights
Batteries
My cat Hobbes
My Dad's Cadillac
Food
Pop

Then I would drive to a harbor, jack a yacht and a stuff load of gas, and boat my way to Europe.
Why don't you just take a 25 pound weight with you instead? I hardly doubt the internet will be available during a zombie apocalypse. If it is, you're stupid to get on it, zombies could hear the noise and see the screen's light.
Also at shampoo and soap, I really don't think anyone's going to care how they smell while they're pumping lead into a zombies forehead.

I'm serious about this stuff, wanna fight about it?

You always should bring some form of entertainment. Morale is very important. But you also need to travel as light as you can.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2009, 11:06:24 AM by pingpeppy »

You always should bring some form of entertainment. Morale is very important. But you also need to travel as light as you can.
I got a good book: LotR series :D

Pffft. I'll be fine if zombies come around. I'll just act like one so they think I've already been zombified and pass on. "Ihmotep, Ihmotep, ihmotep..."

I'd get a shotgun and pistol, ammo, food and water. but since we live a long ways away from town I'd have to use ammo sparingly. I can also get ammo from houses (lots of hunters here) but since no one uses the same gun around here I'd also have to swap weapons

No special place to set up a defense here. its flat with a few trees and thick woods. woods are a bad idea as it's hard to see and run in them, and bullets will have a higher chance of not meeting their mark. so I guess I'd have to hide in a house. maybe the local school as it'd probably have a good amount of supplies

I need to get the zombie survive guide

but since we live a long ways away from town I'd have to use ammo sparingly.
Being far from town is a good thing during a zombie outbreak. Less people=less zombies.

Why don't you just take a 25 pound weight with you instead? I hardly doubt the internet will be available during a zombie apocalypse. If it is, you're stupid to get on it, zombies could hear the noise and see the screen's light.
Also at shampoo and soap, I really don't think anyone's going to care how they smell while they're pumping lead into a zombies forehead.

I'm serious about this stuff, wanna fight about it?

Zombies can't swim. Sure they can hear all they damn want, there not getting on my yacht.

Zombies can't swim. Sure they can hear all they damn want, there not getting on my yacht.
Carrying all of that I doubt you'll even get out of your house.

Edit: Also, they float. And your Yacht isn't from a video game, you will eventually run out of ammo, rations, even ammo if you use it a lot thinking your Rambo shooting fish. Might as well live on a deserted island without food if your going to get in a boat with no destination.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2009, 11:43:56 AM by NickTheSushi »

Grab a shotgun from the house.
Also grab ammo, a mix of slugs and bird shot.
Toss a bike into the truck, and drive as far north as I could until the the gas ran out while stopping along the way to get food and such.
Finally holding up in Canada somewhere.