Author Topic: how to win her friendship?  (Read 3763 times)

I said yes because i didn't want to be a jerk.

(she is a loser asked me out)

I was like your a pscho bitch go die in a hole.

Hmm...

Yeah, so don't date her she mite be all forgeted up in the head!

Damnit, bro! I was totally going to go for it!

Yeah i am always funny in class but one time this girl(she is a loser asked me out) I said yes because i didn't want to be a jerk. So on halloween night i broke up with her, and she freeked out on me. She grabbed my shoulders started pushing me around, later she told my freind to beat me up. I was like your a pscho bitch go die in a hole. Yeah, so don't date her she mite be all forgeted up in the head!
you're 10.

you're 10.
you can have a relationship at 10 and break up while trick or treating.

inb4stickitinherpooper

Just be nice to her. Complement her, help her out (Like you're doing right now), etc. If she's still mad at you, back off, she obviously doesn't like you. If she stops being mad, your all good.

Like "Sarah" is more calm personality. What's your name?

So you dont think im a stalker, my name is Jonathan. 

To correct that, I've known a Sarah that was usually playful.

Also, most people that I've known that go by "Jonathan" are total friends.  :cookieMonster:  I doubt you are yourself, but I'm just trying to make a point.

And most guys that have my name are gay, and I'm not. (Cary)

DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, STALK HER.

DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, STALK HER.

C'MON BRO. THAT'S THE BEST.

CAPS.
YOU GOTTA BE SUBTLE WITH EVERYTHING BRO>>>
LIKE DONT BE LOUD AND STUFF CAUSE THEN SHE"LL GET MAD AT YOU AND>> STUFF>

go not using caps-lock and just holding the shift key.

C'MON BRO. THAT'S THE BEST.

Let me sing you a song  :cookieMonster:
/Guitar
" Actually it aint all complex,
about getting girls and having love,
Its just like counting 1-2-3,
or beating [normal] on Halo 3.

In your mind you'll be on vacation,
when you and her are having Fornification,
Techically you will be good friends.

Just talk to her and then eventually,
say "wanna go drink" its that easy,
All you need is beer and roofies,
Next thing you know she'll be on her knees,
and giving you a BJ until you Je[ee]ze (it has to rhyme, lol),
and technically you will become FREEEEINNNDSSSAHHHHHH[bass slide]OOOOOUHHHHHHHH, HEY!"

Now that's the best method.

/inb4haters

Ontopic: I asked a girl out and she said NO yes. (I am so not lying. :*[ )
 
« Last Edit: May 29, 2009, 08:00:28 PM by Senor Devin »

CAPS.
YOU GOTTA BE SUBTLE WITH EVERYTHING BRO>>>
LIKE DONT BE LOUD AND STUFF CAUSE THEN SHE"LL GET MAD AT YOU AND>> STUFF>

go not using caps-lock and just holding the shift key.

I ACTUALLY ONLY USE THE SHIFT KEY FOR CAPS. IT'S ALMOST INVOLUNTAry. Damnit. My pinky slipped off. :(

I WILL MAKE UP FOR IT WITH THIS UBER LONG SENTENCE MADE OF WORDS AND LETTERS MAYBE SOME SPACES TO MAKE YOUR READING EXPERIENCE MORE ENJOYABLE AND FULFILLING MAYBE NEITHER BUT AT LEAST I HAVE A richard.

Talk to her while doing homework about it. If she goes crazy on you kick her out of your house, or have a gun under your pillow or something.

I ACTUALLY ONLY USE THE SHIFT KEY FOR CAPS. IT'S ALMOST INVOLUNTAry. Damnit. My pinky slipped off. :(
Your pinky slipped off yet you are able to capitalize the first letter of your sentences and do a smiley.

Talk to her while doing homework about it. If she goes crazy on you kick her out of your house, or have a gun under your pillow or something.
Osht so hes at her house? I would pay money to go the residence of the girl I love...

If she's mad at you all the time she obviously hates you.

Get over her.