C'MON BRO. THAT'S THE BEST.
Let me sing you a song

/Guitar
" Actually it aint all complex,
about getting girls and having love,
Its just like counting 1-2-3,
or beating [normal] on Halo 3.
In your mind you'll be on vacation,
when you and her are having Fornification,
Techically you will be good friends.
Just talk to her and then eventually,
say "wanna go drink" its that easy,
All you need is beer and roofies,
Next thing you know she'll be on her knees,
and giving you a BJ until you Je[ee]ze (it has to rhyme, lol),
and technically you will become FREEEEINNNDSSSAHHHHHH[bass slide]OOOOOUHHHHHHHH, HEY!"
Now
that's the best method.
/inb4haters
Ontopic: I asked a girl out and she said
NO yes. (I am so not lying. :*[ )