Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[Riot]

GUYS MINECRAFT JUST WENT IN BETA

No it didn't, what's Minecraft?
Where am I?

[Ad Bot]

[Nethog]

No it didn't, what's Minecraft?
Where am I?

Well how would you know it didn't if you dont know what minecraft is :o

[Riot]

I'm not sure if I understand English right now.

[Regulith]

Finally made a list on Twitter so I don't have to scroll through my entire feed just to find Mojang Tweets 

[Nethog]

I'm not sure if I understand English right now.

But you just typed English!

You're confusing me :|

[MegaScientifical]

I'm not sure if I understand English right now.

I̢̡̠̹̞͉̲̭̝͉̣ͬ̑͋̏ͣ̌ͭ̉̌̓̇ͨ̑̍ͥͪ͒͝ ̅̈́̋̂ͦͫ̉ͧͮ̃̆ͤ͟҉̨͓̲̮͉̰̯͎̗̤͈̤͈͍͚̙̱͝ͅḑ̧̙̦̞͇͍̰̹̮͔͎̳̪̟̘͇̩̖͚͖ͮ̒̾̐͋̊̄͛o̡͓͇̬̣̦̳̖̖ͬ̄̇͗͟n̉ͣ̽̍͋͋̓ͪ̋͌̒ͣ͗̈́̾ͣ͊ͦ͞͏̸̨̟͈͇̭͙̜̞̭̼͎̳̝͎͇̕ͅ'̸̴̞̣͓̗̝̩̘̤̠͉̮̜͙̠̰̣͔̙̿͂̊̈́͒̈͢͡t̴̶̛̲̗̖̪̒͌̈ͩ͋ ̛͂ͤ̓̔͆̈͋̈́͌͂̄̓҉̪̙̖̝̻̙͎t̹̠̜͍̱͎̥̟̙̫̥̍̍́͂͋ͬ̍ͨ̇͐͜͟͞h̷̛͇̗̤̜̮̫̳̞̠̰̣ͭ̂ͪ̍ͥ̔̑̆͗ͥ͌̀̕͠i̴̡̧̫̞͈͈̞̜͋͗͂ͤ̂͐͂̂͘n̵̞͔͕̙ͮ̑̇͑̾ͬ̆̈̅ͧ̾̌͊͒̆͒̑̑ͩ̀̀k̛͚͖̼̖̟͈̫̳̰̠̫̮ͦ̆́͌͌͂̐ͪ̄ͩ͑͆̊̽͢͟͜͢ ̵̵̨̫̹̰̳̖͎̦̤̮̯ͯ̐̓̇́͋̄͐̊ͩ̒ͫͨ͌̂͌̾̑͞I̿̓͆ͬ̌͋̎͏̧̙̹̳̪̜̜͈͞ ̢̐͒̄̓̃ͭͥ͐ͤͯ̍ͤ̊͑ͩ̚͟͝͏̝̳͙̩c̡̛̥̼̺̣̯̱̗͈̜͔͇̞̥̲͕̪͙͍ͦ̑ͦ̈̉̐͛̇ͦͫͬ͂́a͉̠̤̠̬̦̜̺̜̲̦͕̜̦͍͉̩̹̫̽̌̉̿̕̕͝͞n̷̵͖̺̜ͣͨ̔̊̈́͆͘͢ ̴̢̯̮̗̠͔̹̮̟̰͇̄̊́̍͗̆̐ͤͯ̾͛̿ͬͬ̉̀͡͞t̷̷̛̜̳̳̠̭̪̲̫͈͈̮̱̤̄̄͐ͅy̴̛̰͇̱̹̱̯͕͍͈͉͉͚͚̩̙ͫ̈́̍ͣͬ͋͋ͯp̡̼̗̝̯͎̯̼̹̯͓̰̮̗͑͆̓̓̀ͪ͌͑͛̍̍̓̔ͮ̑̎͛͛ͅe̶̢̮̞͓̊͗ͮ͗̃̾ͭ̀̕͡ ͌̌̾͐̑̄̐̌ͨ̍͟҉̨̻̝̩̙̼̹̞̙͙̼̣̘̩̰͚̞̥̙̤́i͊̆ͪ̅̎̒ͬ̈ͨͤ̓̎̎́͟҉͓͚̹̹̝̮͔͖̯n̴̦̻̦̫͍̰̥͇̩̫̤̓ͤ̃͗͑̂͘̕͝ͅ ͍̙̳̫̜̜͎̀̽̐͆̀̚͞͡͠E̸̢̛̘̲͙͔ͣ̓̅̐ͤ̊̅͢͞ņ̙͔̯̹̙ͣ͆ͨ̏ͪ͛̊̓͋̍ͨ̓̋͂ͧ̽̚̕ĝ̵̸̨̱̮̥̳͓̭͇̐͋̀ͥ̂̈́͌̀̏͊ͭͦ̔́̚̚͘͡ͅl̸̢̳̪̣̩̙͍͕̼͂̓̑͒̈́̉ͤ͗͋̍̇̌̄͐͒ͪ̚̕ï̷͚̪̩͈̳̭̫ͥ̇̓̑͊̕͜ͅs̶̤̯̱͚̜͍͆͒͒̋̓ͯ̊ͨͤ̑͑̚͘͘ͅh̸̵̡̟̗͔̮̦̘͔̭̗̰͚̺̦̱͚ͨ͊͂ͯͩ̂̋ͩ͐̓̿͐ͬ̇̌̎̀̓̚͝ͅ ̸̼̘̞̻͇̮̲͇̫͔̻̠͈̹̟͕̯ͧ̈́̇ͧ̈́̎̀͐ͣͥ̇̚͟ͅͅả̧͒͑ͬͩ̈ͪ̀͑ͭ̽́͑͐ͥ̅̚͏̷̜̗̼͔n̴̗̩͉̞͇̱͔̖̤̝͔̼̽̉ͣ̀ͣͮ̓̎̀ͬ͝y̸̛̮̣̻͕̘̦͈͉̦͕̜̠̻͚̣̠ͤͥͬ̂̾͐ͤͤͯ͒̊ͦ̆̑m̴͕̙̞̘͛̏ͫ̂̋͗ͥ̈o̷̴̦̙̭̦̼̞̲̹̖̊̽ͤ̎ͪ̄̈́̉͂̂̏̔́ͭ̐ͨͮ͜͝͝r̷͍̤̘̣̪̟̦͔̼͈̦̭͈͚̗͇̆͑̂ͪͪͭͭ̍̈̿̉ͨ̋̉̒̅̀͟͡e̸̬͚͔̹̼̯̞͙̖̻̮͕͈̳͈̅̑͛͐̆͘.̑̒̓̈́̋̉̊ͮ́̄̄ͫ̓̅̓̒̚̕͢͠҉̘̬̯̙̼

[Tremrist]

I̢̡̠̹̞͉̲̭̝͉̣ͬ̑͋̏ͣ̌ͭ̉̌̓̇ͨ̑̍ͥͪ͒͝ ̅̈́̋̂ͦͫ̉ͧͮ̃̆ͤ͟҉̨͓̲̮͉̰̯͎̗̤͈̤͈͍͚̙̱͝ͅḑ̧̙̦̞͇͍̰̹̮͔͎̳̪̟̘͇̩̖͚͖ͮ̒̾̐͋̊̄͛o̡͓͇̬̣̦̳̖̖ͬ̄̇͗͟n̉ͣ̽̍͋͋̓ͪ̋͌̒ͣ͗̈́̾ͣ͊ͦ͞͏̸̨̟͈͇̭͙̜̞̭̼͎̳̝͎͇̕ͅ'̸̴̞̣͓̗̝̩̘̤̠͉̮̜͙̠̰̣͔̙̿͂̊̈́͒̈͢͡t̴̶̛̲̗̖̪̒͌̈ͩ͋ ̛͂ͤ̓̔͆̈͋̈́͌͂̄̓҉̪̙̖̝̻̙͎t̹̠̜͍̱͎̥̟̙̫̥̍̍́͂͋ͬ̍ͨ̇͐͜͟͞h̷̛͇̗̤̜̮̫̳̞̠̰̣ͭ̂ͪ̍ͥ̔̑̆͗ͥ͌̀̕͠i̴̡̧̫̞͈͈̞̜͋͗͂ͤ̂͐͂̂͘n̵̞͔͕̙ͮ̑̇͑̾ͬ̆̈̅ͧ̾̌͊͒̆͒̑̑ͩ̀̀k̛͚͖̼̖̟͈̫̳̰̠̫̮ͦ̆́͌͌͂̐ͪ̄ͩ͑͆̊̽͢͟͜͢ ̵̵̨̫̹̰̳̖͎̦̤̮̯ͯ̐̓̇́͋̄͐̊ͩ̒ͫͨ͌̂͌̾̑͞I̿̓͆ͬ̌͋̎͏̧̙̹̳̪̜̜͈͞ ̢̐͒̄̓̃ͭͥ͐ͤͯ̍ͤ̊͑ͩ̚͟͝͏̝̳͙̩c̡̛̥̼̺̣̯̱̗͈̜͔͇̞̥̲͕̪͙͍ͦ̑ͦ̈̉̐͛̇ͦͫͬ͂́a͉̠̤̠̬̦̜̺̜̲̦͕̜̦͍͉̩̹̫̽̌̉̿̕̕͝͞n̷̵͖̺̜ͣͨ̔̊̈́͆͘͢ ̴̢̯̮̗̠͔̹̮̟̰͇̄̊́̍͗̆̐ͤͯ̾͛̿ͬͬ̉̀͡͞t̷̷̛̜̳̳̠̭̪̲̫͈͈̮̱̤̄̄͐ͅy̴̛̰͇̱̹̱̯͕͍͈͉͉͚͚̩̙ͫ̈́̍ͣͬ͋͋ͯp̡̼̗̝̯͎̯̼̹̯͓̰̮̗͑͆̓̓̀ͪ͌͑͛̍̍̓̔ͮ̑̎͛͛ͅe̶̢̮̞͓̊͗ͮ͗̃̾ͭ̀̕͡ ͌̌̾͐̑̄̐̌ͨ̍͟҉̨̻̝̩̙̼̹̞̙͙̼̣̘̩̰͚̞̥̙̤́i͊̆ͪ̅̎̒ͬ̈ͨͤ̓̎̎́͟҉͓͚̹̹̝̮͔͖̯n̴̦̻̦̫͍̰̥͇̩̫̤̓ͤ̃͗͑̂͘̕͝ͅ ͍̙̳̫̜̜͎̀̽̐͆̀̚͞͡͠E̸̢̛̘̲͙͔ͣ̓̅̐ͤ̊̅͢͞ņ̙͔̯̹̙ͣ͆ͨ̏ͪ͛̊̓͋̍ͨ̓̋͂ͧ̽̚̕ĝ̵̸̨̱̮̥̳͓̭͇̐͋̀ͥ̂̈́͌̀̏͊ͭͦ̔́̚̚͘͡ͅl̸̢̳̪̣̩̙͍͕̼͂̓̑͒̈́̉ͤ͗͋̍̇̌̄͐͒ͪ̚̕ï̷͚̪̩͈̳̭̫ͥ̇̓̑͊̕͜ͅs̶̤̯̱͚̜͍͆͒͒̋̓ͯ̊ͨͤ̑͑̚͘͘ͅh̸̵̡̟̗͔̮̦̘͔̭̗̰͚̺̦̱͚ͨ͊͂ͯͩ̂̋ͩ͐̓̿͐ͬ̇̌̎̀̓̚͝ͅ ̸̼̘̞̻͇̮̲͇̫͔̻̠͈̹̟͕̯ͧ̈́̇ͧ̈́̎̀͐ͣͥ̇̚͟ͅͅả̧͒͑ͬͩ̈ͪ̀͑ͭ̽́͑͐ͥ̅̚͏̷̜̗̼͔n̴̗̩͉̞͇̱͔̖̤̝͔̼̽̉ͣ̀ͣͮ̓̎̀ͬ͝y̸̛̮̣̻͕̘̦͈͉̦͕̜̠̻͚̣̠ͤͥͬ̂̾͐ͤͤͯ͒̊ͦ̆̑m̴͕̙̞̘͛̏ͫ̂̋͗ͥ̈o̷̴̦̙̭̦̼̞̲̹̖̊̽ͤ̎ͪ̄̈́̉͂̂̏̔́ͭ̐ͨͮ͜͝͝r̷͍̤̘̣̪̟̦͔̼͈̦̭͈͚̗͇̆͑̂ͪͪͭͭ̍̈̿̉ͨ̋̉̒̅̀͟͡e̸̬͚͔̹̼̯̞͙̖̻̮͕͈̳͈̅̑͛͐̆͘.̑̒̓̈́̋̉̊ͮ́̄̄ͫ̓̅̓̒̚̕͢͠҉̘̬̯̙̼

How do you even do that?

[Nethog]

I̢̡̠̹̞͉̲̭̝͉̣ͬ̑͋̏ͣ̌ͭ̉̌̓̇ͨ̑̍ͥͪ͒͝ ̅̈́̋̂ͦͫ̉ͧͮ̃̆ͤ͟҉̨͓̲̮͉̰̯͎̗̤͈̤͈͍͚̙̱͝ͅḑ̧̙̦̞͇͍̰̹̮͔͎̳̪̟̘͇̩̖͚͖ͮ̒̾̐͋̊̄͛o̡͓͇̬̣̦̳̖̖ͬ̄̇͗͟n̉ͣ̽̍͋͋̓ͪ̋͌̒ͣ͗̈́̾ͣ͊ͦ͞͏̸̨̟͈͇̭͙̜̞̭̼͎̳̝͎͇̕ͅ'̸̴̞̣͓̗̝̩̘̤̠͉̮̜͙̠̰̣͔̙̿͂̊̈́͒̈͢͡t̴̶̛̲̗̖̪̒͌̈ͩ͋ ̛͂ͤ̓̔͆̈͋̈́͌͂̄̓҉̪̙̖̝̻̙͎t̹̠̜͍̱͎̥̟̙̫̥̍̍́͂͋ͬ̍ͨ̇͐͜͟͞h̷̛͇̗̤̜̮̫̳̞̠̰̣ͭ̂ͪ̍ͥ̔̑̆͗ͥ͌̀̕͠i̴̡̧̫̞͈͈̞̜͋͗͂ͤ̂͐͂̂͘n̵̞͔͕̙ͮ̑̇͑̾ͬ̆̈̅ͧ̾̌͊͒̆͒̑̑ͩ̀̀k̛͚͖̼̖̟͈̫̳̰̠̫̮ͦ̆́͌͌͂̐ͪ̄ͩ͑͆̊̽͢͟͜͢ ̵̵̨̫̹̰̳̖͎̦̤̮̯ͯ̐̓̇́͋̄͐̊ͩ̒ͫͨ͌̂͌̾̑͞I̿̓͆ͬ̌͋̎͏̧̙̹̳̪̜̜͈͞ ̢̐͒̄̓̃ͭͥ͐ͤͯ̍ͤ̊͑ͩ̚͟͝͏̝̳͙̩c̡̛̥̼̺̣̯̱̗͈̜͔͇̞̥̲͕̪͙͍ͦ̑ͦ̈̉̐͛̇ͦͫͬ͂́a͉̠̤̠̬̦̜̺̜̲̦͕̜̦͍͉̩̹̫̽̌̉̿̕̕͝͞n̷̵͖̺̜ͣͨ̔̊̈́͆͘͢ ̴̢̯̮̗̠͔̹̮̟̰͇̄̊́̍͗̆̐ͤͯ̾͛̿ͬͬ̉̀͡͞t̷̷̛̜̳̳̠̭̪̲̫͈͈̮̱̤̄̄͐ͅy̴̛̰͇̱̹̱̯͕͍͈͉͉͚͚̩̙ͫ̈́̍ͣͬ͋͋ͯp̡̼̗̝̯͎̯̼̹̯͓̰̮̗͑͆̓̓̀ͪ͌͑͛̍̍̓̔ͮ̑̎͛͛ͅe̶̢̮̞͓̊͗ͮ͗̃̾ͭ̀̕͡ ͌̌̾͐̑̄̐̌ͨ̍͟҉̨̻̝̩̙̼̹̞̙͙̼̣̘̩̰͚̞̥̙̤́i͊̆ͪ̅̎̒ͬ̈ͨͤ̓̎̎́͟҉͓͚̹̹̝̮͔͖̯n̴̦̻̦̫͍̰̥͇̩̫̤̓ͤ̃͗͑̂͘̕͝ͅ ͍̙̳̫̜̜͎̀̽̐͆̀̚͞͡͠E̸̢̛̘̲͙͔ͣ̓̅̐ͤ̊̅͢͞ņ̙͔̯̹̙ͣ͆ͨ̏ͪ͛̊̓͋̍ͨ̓̋͂ͧ̽̚̕ĝ̵̸̨̱̮̥̳͓̭͇̐͋̀ͥ̂̈́͌̀̏͊ͭͦ̔́̚̚͘͡ͅl̸̢̳̪̣̩̙͍͕̼͂̓̑͒̈́̉ͤ͗͋̍̇̌̄͐͒ͪ̚̕ï̷͚̪̩͈̳̭̫ͥ̇̓̑͊̕͜ͅs̶̤̯̱͚̜͍͆͒͒̋̓ͯ̊ͨͤ̑͑̚͘͘ͅh̸̵̡̟̗͔̮̦̘͔̭̗̰͚̺̦̱͚ͨ͊͂ͯͩ̂̋ͩ͐̓̿͐ͬ̇̌̎̀̓̚͝ͅ ̸̼̘̞̻͇̮̲͇̫͔̻̠͈̹̟͕̯ͧ̈́̇ͧ̈́̎̀͐ͣͥ̇̚͟ͅͅả̧͒͑ͬͩ̈ͪ̀͑ͭ̽́͑͐ͥ̅̚͏̷̜̗̼͔n̴̗̩͉̞͇̱͔̖̤̝͔̼̽̉ͣ̀ͣͮ̓̎̀ͬ͝y̸̛̮̣̻͕̘̦͈͉̦͕̜̠̻͚̣̠ͤͥͬ̂̾͐ͤͤͯ͒̊ͦ̆̑m̴͕̙̞̘͛̏ͫ̂̋͗ͥ̈o̷̴̦̙̭̦̼̞̲̹̖̊̽ͤ̎ͪ̄̈́̉͂̂̏̔́ͭ̐ͨͮ͜͝͝r̷͍̤̘̣̪̟̦͔̼͈̦̭͈͚̗͇̆͑̂ͪͪͭͭ̍̈̿̉ͨ̋̉̒̅̀͟͡e̸̬͚͔̹̼̯̞͙̖̻̮͕͈̳͈̅̑͛͐̆͘.̑̒̓̈́̋̉̊ͮ́̄̄ͫ̓̅̓̒̚̕͢͠҉̘̬̯̙̼

Why not?

[Mega-Bear]

How do you even do that?

lmnop

[carolcat]

How do you even do that?

That's what I'm wondering :U

[FrozenEye]

Im so mad.

I bought the game January 3rd

[plad101]

i bought it in indev

[MegaScientifical]

I found Minecraft Alpha Gift Codes for $30. However, I can not afford this. No one would help MegaScience, correct?

[Nickelob Ultra]

Someone bought me it right before Beta came around, because Paypal wouldn't take my prepaid card.

[Mega-Bear]

I found Minecraft Alpha Gift Codes for $30. However, I can not afford this. No one would help MegaScience, correct?

I would if I had $30 extra.