Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[Murkling]

My life goal is to buy a super computer that can run minecraft at 2000 FPS

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[MegaScientifical]

Jesus Christ you're thick.

:( It was you? The image was fake? What?

[Littledude]

:( It was you? The image was fake? What?

He's claiming that its impossible to run 1.9 at highest settings with your fps.

Which basically means he is stupid.

[dkamm65]

:( It was you? The image was fake? What?

*facepalm*

You said 'God's computer', to which I replied 'imaginary computer'.

If you still don't get it, I said God is imaginary.

He's claiming that its impossible to run 1.9 at highest settings with your fps.

Which basically means he is stupid.

You're a moron too.

[Littledude]

*facepalm*

You said 'God's computer', to which I replied 'imaginary computer'.

If you still don't get it, I said God is imaginary.

You're a moron too.

Oh, I had assumed you were commenting on the first part of his post.
It would clear things up if you snipped out the first bit.

[MegaScientifical]

*facepalm*

You said 'God's computer', to which I replied 'imaginary computer'.

If you still don't get it, I said God is imaginary.

Ohh! I use God as a metaphor, not as anything real. Like "It was more powerful than God" or something. Just to compare it to how people think of the word.

[Trifax]

My friend is letting me manage his 24/7 MC server. No plugins right now, we'll put some in later, but for now, does anyone wanna play?

If you wanna play some survival with me connect to: kodleeshare.net

[Nickelob Ultra]

My life goal is to buy a super computer that can run minecraft at 2000 FPS

Fun fact:  You could only get 2000 frames per second in the main menu without loading any save.

Otherwise, it's literally impossible without dying before such hardware comes out that makes OpenGL stuff easy to run.

[Murkling]

I have a question.

How exactly do people change their sever ip to something else?

[TJ10]

God i hate it when you have to sign up for a server,Why cant you just leave it open for guests,

I want a server that:
Lets you hide chests
Guests are allowed
No pvp unless in a area
Anti grief
No tnt
No whitelist

Anyone know a server like that?

[Nickelob Ultra]

I have a question.

How exactly do people change their sever ip to something else?

Your IP is given to you by your ISP.  My IP is 108.3.157.162 and has been ever since we got Verizon FiOS.  Hasn't changed since.

[Murkling]

Your IP is given to you by your ISP.  My IP is 108.3.157.162 and has been ever since we got Verizon FiOS.  Hasn't changed since.

Im talking about when people change their ip from 132.3.324.123 (i made that up, if you're wondering) to something like fatpeople.mc

[Trifax]

I want a server that:
Lets you hide chests Sure
Guests are allowed Sure
No pvp unless in a area When plugins are in, yes
Anti grief When plugins are in, yes
No tnt When plugins are in, yes
No whitelist Yeah

Anyone know a server like that? kodleeshare.net

[Nickelob Ultra]

Im talking about when people change their ip from 132.3.324.123 (i made that up, if you're wondering) to something like fatpeople.mc

That's called setting up a DNS.  Basically, any website is pretty much an IP address.  For example, the forums IP is 75.125.196.138.  But we're humans, we're not going to remember those numbers.  So, instead we set up a system where we type in "forum.blockland.us" and it leads us to this IP and this forum.

[Jacob 123456789]

I want a server that:
lets you hide chests
lets you pvp everywhere
guests are allowed
no anti-grief
no anti-tnt
no whitelist
no stuffty admins