Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[Mr. Jelly]

But they're so delicious


our savior is tasty


it's like if Jesus was made of chocolate


or bacon


or chocolate bacon

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[Skip]

I actually don't eat porkchops. :P

[Dr.Block]

I actually don't eat porkchops. :P

Well cows are the spawn of the devil so it's ok if you eat them instead.

[Mr. Jelly]

Well cows are the spawn of the devil

Better not say that in India

[Wehrmacht]

Better not say that in India

IM GONNA GO SHOOT ALL OF INDIAS COWS
SO forget 'EM

[fred da kiko]

Oh my god, guys, we've been EATING them. All they ever do is love us, and we EAT them.

an other pig once tried to murder me by pushing my off a cliff, luckily there was a smaller ledge underneath that caught me.

[CopBlock]

lava and tnt protection now removed

tnt protection doesnt do stuff. ive set it off before when playing w/ trifax, just drop it next to a lever thats on.

[Mega-Bear]

Better not say that in India

AKA in a Hindu Millenaire village.

[Man 2]

I'm more of a fish kinda guy.
Fresh-caught fish, grilled to perfection. Yum.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I only eat Melons.

only melons

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I only eat Melons.

only melons

but
how do you survive before you find them?

[MegaScientifical]

Multiplayer with a GF.

[IkeTheGeneric]

but
how do you survive before you find them?

I never said I was good at minecraft

[WingZero]

sweet jesus.

[MegaScientifical]

Old, already saw on Minebot. :D Also, would be hard as hell with the way the game is on there. No Creative, Creepers are tougher, etc.