Here at Blockland forums we have a little saying;
Don't forget up.
You'll be eaten alive by respected members, that is if the handicaps don't get to you first.
Obey the rules and enjoy your stay. Coffee is served in the mornings, breakfast is only on Tuesday, Thursday and Groundhog day.
Expect to see a maid in your room every day every hour ON the hour. No loud music, handi-caps, black people, blue people, or polynesian kids allowed.