Author Topic: The most handicapped movie in the history of movies.  (Read 4050 times)

Well, right now my sister is watching the most handicapped movie ever.

It is:
The adventures of Sharkboy & Lavagirl...

It sucks like stuff. The costumes are so cheesy, the actors suck at acting, the CGI effects are so stuffty, the story plot sucks. I feel like I am watch Toopy & Binoo. (Which is probably better than this movie)

Anyways, post your opinion on my story or the movie

spy kids movies
air bud movies
pokemon movies(newer ones)
G force(from the looks of the trailers)
underdog

give me more time and ill come up with more

All of those "____ Movie" movies. Except for the first Scary Movie or whichever was the good one.

Seen movies that are worse. 

PLAN 9! OH, forget!

"The Guardian".

First movie I ever fell asleep during.


The Butterfly Effect 2. The whole movie had no point, and the only time the main character had a reason to do anything to solve a problem was when he created his own damn problem by trying to fix a few small insignificant problems. Not to mention it forgeted over a bunch of rules from the first one.

The Butterfly Effect 2. The whole movie had no point, and the only time the main character had a reason to do anything to solve a problem was when he created his own damn problem by trying to fix a few small insignificant problems. Not to mention it forgeted over a bunch of rules from the first one.
Qft. I rented it, and had no idea it would be so stuffty.

That is a pretty handicapped movie. Did your sister make you watch it with her or something?

Too many to list, there are so many movies in the running for "worst" It's really hard to say.

Do we break them down in to categories? Something like the academy awards, except for shat?

Worst actor, Worst director, Worst soundtrack?

I HATE IT!!! the part that is the most cheesey and makes me want to kill the creator is when the dad gets sucked into the tornado but comes out with the shark bastard and says calmly and proud "i'm not going anywhere..." then the exact thing happens with the wife and the guy says "NO DON'T LEAVE ME" then she comes out of the tornado with the lava slut and says "i'm not going anywhere" equaly calm and proud.

tl;dr
bad actor boy go in swirly come out with dyke, bad actor girl go in swirly come out with bitch.

That is a pretty handicapped movie. Did your sister make you watch it with her or something?

If you're referring to me, no. I watched it thinking it would be as epic as the first one.

I don't know about you people, but I loving love the Super Mario Brother's movie! :D