Well, this is my story.
(Please excuse my spelling, I need to calibrate my DSi again. :/ )
Well today I was sitting at my desk during lunch, eating, as most people were. And I see my friend Hannah with some Hannah Montana stickers. (Lol). I ask her for 2, and I slap them onto my cheeks. I them run around my classroom saying to others: "I'M HANNAH MONTANA!!" or "My heart keeps beating like a hemroid."
I did this for about 5 minutes until PE. I was chosen to be it for freeze tag, and I tag a kid named Victor. (The school's most hated person) He dosn't care the first time, but I see someone unfreeze him, so I bolt and catch him. By now he is half crying (He is in grade 7, like me...) and he tries to punch me. I dodge him and yell: "DON'T, I SAY DON'T TOUCH THE POP STAR!!!!" (By now, half of my friends are laughing their asses of.)
We get called into a little group, to start some soccer. He then tries to tackle me, running at his top speed of 7 MPH. I dodge him and say: "Pop stars are as fast and jiggly like jell-o, you'll never get me." So we start soccer. And I lost my stickers.
tl;dr Stickers make me handicapped.
