One Line Story Game

[Thorax]

He stabbed it in their eye's, like Mac OSX

[Ad Bot]

[Hollywood]

Then Steve Jobs buried him.

[tails]

"I can't spell!" Jack cried from the top of his decomposing lungs, Lunging forth from his icy burial ground.

[Robo Noob]

Then another black child, also named Jack dug him up and carried him around

[Thorax]

But he was black, so white (?) Jack killed him in his sleep.

[WhoDa?]

And so, slavery begun.

[Thorax]

And now as we look back on this monumental holiday, we pay tribute to Jack - The father of Slavery, our Robot Overlords carry on the sacred traditon of killing us in our sleep.

[captain blue]

But we can only say bleep.

[FlyGuy45]

The End.

[block dude]

DAMN!

ok ill make a new one

a cat named bob.

[Nystical]

He would rob and rob.

[JimJam]

Then he joined DoB.

[tails]

Was sitting on a table, "Why can't i ever dance" he cried to himself

Just then a drug lord came in

"You'll sure dance with this stuff"

"well that sounds great!" said the cat with his cat to human device, "Will it be expensive?"

"Na, i'll just need you to sign this agreement"

"well sure" bob said as he signed the legal agreement, While ignoring the fact that cats can't write, "What did that stuff about illegal trafficking mean?" Said bob as he was pushed into a bag filled with various body parts and month old cans.

[Osak]

So bob went to deposit it, but he then he met Niko from GTA4, Niko said, "Hey fat, uhh, you're an starfish". Bob couldn't take any of that so he fought a duel in Rome. And he got shot.

[JD]

Once upon a time, there was a boy called Jack.

STALKER D:

After Bob got shot, a Medic appeared out of nowhere and healed his wounds..
Right afterwards the Medic turned out to be a spy, who swore he'd kill Bob and eat all his foods